Or shave in the shower
Wash stubble thoroughly with nice hot water, wash rest of you, wash stubble again, by which time the hot water will have softened it all up and opened the pores.

Shave it off.

Spend most of the money you save from not buying shaving soap/foam+after shave on beers and prossies. Waste the rest.

(My spots cleared up pretty soon after giving up all those expensive 'good for the skin' products too...)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I do this except......
I add a thin layer of the cheapest nasty tesco value conditioner.

Saves me a fortune in foam, balms and aftershave and my razors last about 4 months each.
( Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Yep.
+1 for conditioner. It's fucking brilliant. Better than ANY shaving product I've ever found
(13thfloor, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I do this
Suffered for years with razor rash, hated shaving to the point of only doing so once a week.

Now I shave in the shower as the last thing I do - wash your face thoroughly with soap first, rinse, do all your other stuff, then shave. It's a piece of piss and, as said above, no products needed. I'd go so far as to say it's changed my life.

As for razors, mine's lasted for more than a year, although I don't shave every day.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 6:15, Reply)

Or ...
... simply grow a gorgeous, healthy, (Commander Riker style) manly beard and repel 87% of the female population by default.

Still, it weeds out the shallow ones I guess. Plus, you get to lick your moustache a few hours after eating something tasty and re-enjoy the experience.

Any b3tan ladies interested in having their inner-thighs tickled?
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 23:11, Reply)

But
How do you ensure you don't miss any bits?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

this has always been my biggest shower-shave issue

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)