Coma playlist
In the likely event of you becoming comatose in the future, create a playlist on your generic mp3 player called 'coma' and then your loved ones can play tunes that will revive you from your near death experience. Don't just put nice ones in, put ones that enrage you also like the cheeky girls or joe dolce as that might get you up roaring and screaming.

Also, do a playlist called 'funeral' but put some fake mp3 files in with you swearing and cursing at your family for being scum - then when they play it at your funeral you'll get the last laugh, although you'll be dead and incapable of using your lungs.
(bagend, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you could have an mp3 of yourself laughing right at the end of the 'funeral' mix
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Fucking
excellent
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Bill Drummond says...
The ex KLF'er has created this site for people to post their funeral songs.

www.mydeath.net/home.php
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Have some slow, sombre music
With a fuckoff blood-curdling scream edited in the middle. Like those prank flash things. That'll put the shits up 'em.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 18 May 2009, 0:41, Reply)