Waiting at a pedestrian crossing?
Try pressing the fucking button rather than just staring at traffic.
I mean really, it's hardly new fucking technology is it you dumb fucks?

Also when I turn up and actually press the button, don't stare at me like I'm sacrificing a fucking chicken to the god of road crossing!

You dumb fucks.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 25 May 2009, 12:21, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I never press the button if I can help it
If I can cross the road safely without bothering the traffic, all the better.

People who press the button when they don't need to and skip straight across the empty road, leaving one car (me) to stop a while later at the red light need shooting, after several hours of light, recreational torture on acid.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Worse still ....
.... are the OCD knobends who can't walk past a pedestrian crossing without pressing the button even when they've no intention of crossing the road.
( Ramsay Tupper, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Or who press the button then walk across the road without waiting for the cross signal.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:46, Reply)

^^
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:50, Reply)