Mr Oli
You have to excuse our non-techie ignorance. We non-techie types like to apply what most other rational humans like to call logic to a situation where we have no clue as to how to rectify a problem.

This is because we think that computers should make sense and after all how hard can it be when a slovenly bunch of slack jawed, non-suit wearing monkeys can correct a problem in 2 seconds.

So, pretty please, fix the fucking computer and humour us while you do so.

;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Excuse me.....
.....but that's 'slack jawed, non-suit wearing monkeys' with an IQ considerably bigger than yours, thank you very much! :-)

Personally, I love it when they give me a 10 minute microscopically detailed breakdown of everything that happened and all the myriad things they tried before crawling sobbing to my door: I then press 1 thing (usually the power switch on the back, or the battery retaining clip on the bottom, or the floppy disk eject button, or swap the mouse and keyboard ps2 plugs etc), and walk away like a smug fucking genius while the owner of said hardware feels like the sort of retard dump dwelling lowlife that eats roadkill and smears excrement on the wall.

Lovely. Apologies for enormity of sentences and lack of paragraphs.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 29 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

*Clickity*
Nice response :-)

You win (My users don't)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)