MJ
Popstar who you're too young to remember and whose music you only know through student cheese-nights has died?

Why not download the best of from iTunes and play it loudly to the office all day, frequently commenting on 'what a great song this is!' as though you've never heard it before, then complain that someone's 'showing no respect' when they ask you to turn it off, as though it's like your fucking brother died or something.

Bint.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:47, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh god...
I've been doing exactly this
(SoneMe, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

and me
you're not alone..
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

Are either of you...
22 years old, female, and phenomenally dumb?

If not, you're not the person who was annoying me, so feel free to carry on.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Im only 20
And I used to listen to MJ all the time when I was a kiddie wink.

but shes probably a twat.
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, Reply)

don't you mean..
You are not alone?

Cheap pun but i could not resist!
(MudButton does not mean to offend but......, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

A friend
of mine got moaned by at by a female colleague because he didnt ask how upset she was over MJs death. Bint.
(kitescreech still here, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

no respect
shamone all of you, hee hee, ow!
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 4:28, Reply)