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Get attention by acting surprised when your loved one who joined the army of their own volition gets deaded in Afghanistan.
Gain extra points by claiming it's the fault of politicans for starting wars.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:36, 13 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Gain extra points by claiming it's the fault of politicans for starting wars.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:36, 13 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
And a million bonus points
if, when the fucking Prime Minister writes to you in your moment of grief, your first thought is to ring the bastard Sun to complain.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
if, when the fucking Prime Minister writes to you in your moment of grief, your first thought is to ring the bastard Sun to complain.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)
Entirely this.
I don't know who I find more disgusting - her or it.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)
I don't know who I find more disgusting - her or it.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)
^ Absolutely this
At least he took the time out to sit at a desk, get a pen and write to her personally. Personally, he'll not be getting my vote next time, but I think he should be lauded for this. Especially considering he has only one eye.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)
At least he took the time out to sit at a desk, get a pen and write to her personally. Personally, he'll not be getting my vote next time, but I think he should be lauded for this. Especially considering he has only one eye.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)
That was my first thought
Until I saw the letter in question. I know he's a busy man, but it looked like something a dyslexic 11-year old would have been told to write all over again.
( , Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)
Until I saw the letter in question. I know he's a busy man, but it looked like something a dyslexic 11-year old would have been told to write all over again.
( , Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)
She's to blame
Honestly, calling your child James Janes is bound to cause confusion.
Silly bint.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)
Honestly, calling your child James Janes is bound to cause confusion.
Silly bint.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)
My eldest
has a mate called James James. Probably due to his mother's ineptitude in choosing a second husband with an unfortunate name.
We refer to him as Abdullah Abdullah, after the opposition in the Afghan elections.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)
has a mate called James James. Probably due to his mother's ineptitude in choosing a second husband with an unfortunate name.
We refer to him as Abdullah Abdullah, after the opposition in the Afghan elections.
( , Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)
Can I assume
that any money made from the Sun by this woman will be donated to the British Legion? No probably not...
( , Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)
that any money made from the Sun by this woman will be donated to the British Legion? No probably not...
( , Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)
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