Get attention by acting surprised when your loved one who joined the army of their own volition gets deaded in Afghanistan.
Gain extra points by claiming it's the fault of politicans for starting wars.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And a million bonus points
if, when the fucking Prime Minister writes to you in your moment of grief, your first thought is to ring the bastard Sun to complain.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Entirely this.
I don't know who I find more disgusting - her or it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

^ Absolutely this
At least he took the time out to sit at a desk, get a pen and write to her personally. Personally, he'll not be getting my vote next time, but I think he should be lauded for this. Especially considering he has only one eye.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:44, Reply)

That was my first thought
Until I saw the letter in question. I know he's a busy man, but it looked like something a dyslexic 11-year old would have been told to write all over again.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:35, Reply)

She's to blame
Honestly, calling your child James Janes is bound to cause confusion.
Silly bint.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

My eldest
has a mate called James James. Probably due to his mother's ineptitude in choosing a second husband with an unfortunate name.

We refer to him as Abdullah Abdullah, after the opposition in the Afghan elections.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I really hope
he calls his son "Morrison Morrison" :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

ahahahahahaha
yes!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I like this
/facebook
(PassTheKhat, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)

Can I assume
that any money made from the Sun by this woman will be donated to the British Legion? No probably not...
(zebby wasting irony here on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:34, Reply)