Making food look healthy
Imagine a pizza. Add toppings in the combo you want.

Get those toppings in a list, then add together in a bowl with some crunchy lettuce or something that bulks it up. Add "croutons" - pizza base! Add dressing.
Examples:

I love sausages, red onion, cherry tomatoes and spinach with tomato-type dressing.
Ham, pineapple, pepperoni with rocket.

Voila! "Healthy" looking food, otherwise known as a "salad".
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 6:49, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah but salad's crap
Fat + salt = taste

All that hippy bollocks about five-a-day, and the worthy city types drinking their pure volcanic spring water at £3 a bottle and green tea for its anti-toxicant properties combined with yoga classes can fuck right off because they're just as big cunts as the chav porkers who patronise Greggs every two and a half hours and have hamburgers blended to feed to their toddlers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Well said
Also, your maths is impeccable.
(TheColonel, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Point may have been lost here
The "salad" is just as unhealthy as the pizza it replaced. So there's plenty of fat and salt, it just looks posher and healthier.

This is mainly to give me fuel in the "your food is just as unhealthy it's just posh unhealthy" argument I often seem to end up in.

Mmmmm greggs. Maybe chop up bits of pastie, add some chopped potato and some mustard and oil... "potato salad"!

I could do this all day.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

moar please
that sounded yum!
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)

NOM!
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 3:00, Reply)

I was waiting for "Pukka"
to round off your post.

Jamie?

www.breakingnews.ie/archives/2003/0827/entertainment/kfkfkfcwojgb/
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:42, Reply)

I like the way
a site called 'Breaking News' has an archive
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Mr Oliver takes it a bit far
in one of his books, he's got a recipe that consists of an entire fry up, then added some lettuce and somehow managed to call it a salad.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

school dinners
was filmed at my old school, i'd left but my sister said that his food was shite - the pizza tasted of orange squash. how is that even possible?
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Sounds tasty
Just needs a nice big slice of Italian bread to go with it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:42, Reply)

yeah and
maybe hold the lettuce - might be a bit much
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

i'll have
a diet coke though
(ignoramusaurus, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Sicko!

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:47, Reply)