Need a way to stop biting your fingernails
Simply shove each finger and thumb up your arsehole on the start of each day to put you off it for life.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:46, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

All at the same time?
I can only fit three fingers and a thumb up mine.
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:34, Reply)

you need more practise
and/or smaller hands
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Lick all round your fingers and knuckles first....
....and you can get far more in. Don't however forget that you've already done this of a morning, and repeat it.

I personally found you quite quickly adapt to the smell of your own logmine, and soon start poking fingers up their purely for the fun and aroma of it.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Nail biters take note.
A simple but effective method to end a nasty habit.

Even though the cure might be considered by some (those to timid to try new things) to be even more nasty.
(barrycounty, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Ah!
Now it makes sense! I saw this on a, erm, documentary the other day. They were demonstrating using their whole hands. I guess they were late for work and in a rush or summat...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)

I tend to bite my toenails sometimes
So I used this simple technique (with the aid of a spoon) and hey presto nice long lovely toenails
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Wow -
I've tried this and it really works!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I tried this but it just gave me something to nibble out from under my fingernails over the course of the day

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)