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( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Don't try to enjoy the smell of your farts when in the bath because for some reason I've yet to fathom, they smell bloody awful. However, it is possible to trap them in an upturned jug as they reach the surface, which then gives the opportunity to share them with whoever uses the room afterwards.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 0:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I managed to fill an empty shampoo bottle with trapped tummy gas.
I was hoping to use it as a biological weapon but sadly it loses its potency sitting in a bottle.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

there as a QOTW answer about some kid who gathered all his bath farts in a coffee jar and his mum opened and smelt the apocalypse (or something)
( , Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:01, Reply)

who said he farted into a Tupperware box, put it in the fridge, and in the morning there was a cabbage in the box. True.
( , Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:52, Reply)
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