Avoid confusion over whether to use "a" or "an"
...before words like "historic" or acronyms like HTML, by always adding the word "fucking" after the indefinite article.

"This is a fucking historic occasion".

"I need a fucking HTML expert".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:27, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Finally
a useful top tip
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It only took me
a fucking hour to find a fucking hotel.

It does indeed work
clicks
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:50, Reply)

This is a fucking heroic contribution.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:59, Reply)

Excellent.
However, may I point out: other 'blue' words are available.
My mot du jour is "cunting".
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

that really is a good tip

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)