Girls with no sense of direction
If you hold up both hands and point both index fingers skywards and hold your thumb at a right angle to this you will notice that one of your hands makes an L. The the one that makes the L is your left hand.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:12, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

However...
Make sure your palms are facing you when you do this.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You liar

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yesterday a blonde friend was mocking her boyfriend for allegedly having to be reminded of the order of the seasons, so I helpfully pointed out that they went in reverse in the Southern Hemisphere. "Oh, he'll never remember that!" she replied.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Pfffffffft!
Does this mean the crops grow backwards too?
( Peej, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

and poo goes backwards into your bum too
its called an 'oop' down under.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

my girlfriend actually has to do this
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:13, Reply)