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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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You liar

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yesterday a blonde friend was mocking her boyfriend for allegedly having to be reminded of the order of the seasons, so I helpfully pointed out that they went in reverse in the Southern Hemisphere. "Oh, he'll never remember that!" she replied.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Pfffffffft!
Does this mean the crops grow backwards too?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)
and poo goes backwards into your bum too
its called an 'oop' down under.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

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