Superstitious people
Get the fuck over yourselves. If I'm stirring a cup of tea with a knife, it's because people have taken all the fucking teaspoons out of the kitchen - it doesn't mean I'm stabbing the baby Jesus and it doesn't mean that somebody in my family or yours is going to die. If you sneeze and I don't say "Bless you", it doesn't mean I want Satan to steal your soul. The number 13 comes between 12 and 14, and isn't an optional part of the sequence of integers.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:02, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

13
I like to count from 6 so the number 13 isn't 13th. It does however leave me short-changing people.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

you bastard
my brother was killed stirring a cup of tea with a knife
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Remember
It's bad luck to point at a rainbow.

Even if it is a double rainbow.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)

'Bl*ss Y*u!'
Good for you!
Every time someone says 'Bl*ss y*u' a FAIRY DIES!!!!!!!
(kilt101, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I thought that's only if you thank them?
Always thank them. It keeps the fairy population down at a manageable level.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I do this all the time
I never knew there was a superstition surrounding it and my mother knew just about every stupid one in the book.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)