Before heading off to have sex in public in a car-park or a secluded spot
don't forget to pack your dogging bag.

Edit: which would contain, ummm... suggestions?
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:32, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a dogging bag contains suggestions?
What, like a suggestion box in a restaurant for example?

"I saw you flash your lights, mind if I join you?"
"Hang on, let's see what the dogging bag says... 'Top up the loo roll more frequently'"

I don't know where the fuck I'm going with this at all
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

midgets
filthy, depraved midgets.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:43, Reply)

Balaclava
Torch
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Lube

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh yeah
... for the torch!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Saves you having to hold it
and thus gives you both hands free for firkyfoodling and other such activities.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Sandwiches
for those long waits.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

A small torch for reading

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Cock wipes...
...of course. You don't want people to think you're dirty, do you?
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Antibiotics

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)