If any b3tards *do* ever go to Hull...
...remember to carry this short dictionary with you.

Burn: Part of a skeleton
Curled: Not hot
Curler: Type of fizzy drink (esp. Kurker-Curler)
Dare: 24 hours
Fern: Apparatus for talking over long distances
Girl: Objective
Hurled: Have in one's hand/hands
Learner: Anti-social person
Pearls: People from Poland
Perp: Head of the Catholic Church
Smirk: Have a cigarette
Stern: Small rock or large pebble
Surfer: Large item of furniture
Tern: Shade of colour or pitch of noise
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:38, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I might add
satdy - part of the weekend

you've concentrated on one particular sound. there's also:

pahhnt - measure of liquid
farhv - half of ten
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Yes
It's just quite hard to find homophones of words with their curious "I" sound. Maybe:

Naan: Number between eight and ten
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

My mate tries to ditch the accent
but when he gives his address, rather then say clurse for close, he overcompensates and says clewse which sounds really odd.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:41, Reply)

Another one
Hers: Flexible water pipe
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

don't forget
Hull: Hell
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Was going to post some more...
but found this: www.greengates.karoo.net/hull/speak.html
(Murlin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

This also works in Ashington, Tyne and Wear
A bloke walks into a barbers in Ashington, the barber sez 'what can I dee fer yer?' The punter says 'I'd like a perm'. 'A perm?' sez the barber, looking puzzled. 'Aye, a perm' sez punter.

'Alreet then, Ah wandered lurnly as a cloud....'
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)