Want to photocopy your buttocks?
Rather than risk breaking a very expensive photocopier, simply lie on your back and pull a flatbed scanner against your arse and then print out the scanned image.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Eh?
Why not just do it while standing?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Or just hover?
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Luckily I'm not a fat biffa.
*presses 'start copy'*
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Or use your iphone 'scanner' app

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 8:28, Reply)