Illiterates
"Alot" is not a proper word. Try "a lot".

"Aswell" *is* a proper word, but only when referring to ships' sails being full of wind. Try "as well".

/sits on own petard and waits
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm even more picky
I don't like 'alright', 'already' and using till instead of until. Till is just a misspelling of 'til.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)

*tries to resist the trap*
*Nnnnnnnnnnn*

So he asked me whether I was going to pay, but I told him I had all ready put the money in his until.

DAMMIT!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

you will like:
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
( kikilookeylikey, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Ha ha
I do.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Beat me to it you fucker!!!

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

allot?
I think that alot is in that grey area words live in before they are recognised as legit.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Yes
"Allot" is a proper word.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)