Tips of your fingers really cold?
No gloves?
Stick them up your bum.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:46, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

all at once?
or one at a time. I can spread my fingers quite wide so I could stick them up 8 individual bums at once, though they've have to stand very close. In fact it'd help if they were small people too.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 0:36, Reply)

You can reach really tall people's bums quite easily though
if you're both standing up.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

haha
but erm... what they said ^^^
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

That's nature's pocket, that is.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Yep
also good for storing drugs if you need to store some drugs.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Does it have to be your own bum??????????!!!!!!!!!!
( Vambo, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I would suggest your own bum
or possibly a beautiful woman's bum. Not a strangers though, it could end with a lawsuit.
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

This has made me laugh quite a lot
and I don't often laugh a lot at stuff strangers have written on the internet despite the fact that I read the internet quite a lot.
(mmm....beer, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)