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Pig Bodine asks: Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09)
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I got stuck up your mum
last night. A bit baggy but a good experienced ride
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:52, 29 replies)
If she's baggy, how did you get stuck?
Soon you'll be telling us hamburgers are made of beef.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:23, closed)
Claw-cock.
It's the only explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:42, closed)
I'm picturing an enormously wide knob
like something caused by an industrial accident
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:53, closed)
sexy *and* delicious

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:11, closed)
baggy
and a bit loose at the seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:14, closed)
Bagpuss, in fact

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:31, closed)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 15:07, closed)
Big saggy cloth cat

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:31, closed)
I got stuck up
meaning the same as got stuck into
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:43, closed)
Not in English it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:47, closed)
You ain't the boss of me, Samuel Johnson.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:48, closed)
You illiterate fuckstain.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 15:12, closed)
You ugly nonce

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:25, closed)
Stuck into doesn't mean snooty.
I don't think you will pass your immigration exam.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:56, closed)
Never mind i wouldn't mind living somewhere else anyway

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:31, closed)
Lily Allen has a baggy pussy.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 15:05, closed)
I don't know what you went through to acquire this information,
but I'm quite sure it wasn't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:18, closed)
It involved watching one of Lily Allen's music videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so

Do so at your own risk.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:40, closed)
I watched that on fast forward, with the sound off,
and I still feel violated.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)
To summarise, it's really difficult to make it in the music industry if you're a woman
but being born into a rich celebrity family certainly helps
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:56, closed)
Baggy made me think.
Why haven't there been any todger trapped in trousers' zipper stories yet?
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:28, closed)
Nobody here has a penis big enough for that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:27, closed)
Brayndedd
would know given his mum has personal experience of everyone heres penis.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:27, closed)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:52, closed)
not nearly as upset as your mum when she found out she had caught bad aids from her own son

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:06, closed)
Everyone
here dresses in a sweaty, cum-stained shellsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:49, closed)
Could you move over a bit?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)
".....are you going to be my new daddy?"
Thumb suck / imploring eyes seduction technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:20, closed)

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