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I got stuck up your mum
last night. A bit baggy but a good experienced ride
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:52, 29 replies)
last night. A bit baggy but a good experienced ride
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:52, 29 replies)
If she's baggy, how did you get stuck?
Soon you'll be telling us hamburgers are made of beef.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:23, closed)
Soon you'll be telling us hamburgers are made of beef.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:23, closed)
I'm picturing an enormously wide knob
like something caused by an industrial accident
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
like something caused by an industrial accident
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)
Stuck into doesn't mean snooty.
I don't think you will pass your immigration exam.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:56, closed)
I don't think you will pass your immigration exam.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:56, closed)
I don't know what you went through to acquire this information,
but I'm quite sure it wasn't worth it.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:18, closed)
but I'm quite sure it wasn't worth it.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:18, closed)
It involved watching one of Lily Allen's music videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
Do so at your own risk.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:40, closed)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0CazRHB0so
Do so at your own risk.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:40, closed)
I watched that on fast forward, with the sound off,
and I still feel violated.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)
and I still feel violated.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)
To summarise, it's really difficult to make it in the music industry if you're a woman
but being born into a rich celebrity family certainly helps
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:56, closed)
but being born into a rich celebrity family certainly helps
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:56, closed)
Baggy made me think.
Why haven't there been any todger trapped in trousers' zipper stories yet?
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:28, closed)
Why haven't there been any todger trapped in trousers' zipper stories yet?
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:28, closed)
Brayndedd
would know given his mum has personal experience of everyone heres penis.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:27, closed)
would know given his mum has personal experience of everyone heres penis.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:27, closed)
not nearly as upset as your mum when she found out she had caught bad aids from her own son
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:06, closed)
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:06, closed)
".....are you going to be my new daddy?"
Thumb suck / imploring eyes seduction technique.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:20, closed)
Thumb suck / imploring eyes seduction technique.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:20, closed)
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