it's been along time im here to say I would of punished that kid too pill bucket followed by a bucky of bucket water then popping ur head out and lol well fuk in telling me where to stick it if I was standing in front of myself 16 years ago pud I'd fuk in kick his unintelligent yeah but please sort it out pud and yet I may of took a very very interesting route followed by lo self esteem I turned to her ion boom then methadone boom the everything hey don't bang cherry are Adès just say in I gotta to fuk outta in Thailand and we've all got there just gotta use I haven't enlightened they say we chop mum up and u got it coming to me oh no if a man could have body shady broken battery but a heart and a brain basicly god I'd luv to read that book called garretts he got chipped I got dipped I got tortured and I want I'm owed 16 more days shackled to a post that's seen many I feel privileged to have all this anger h8 cus I was there when u went out as tuck legends even I'm cursed n bout 243234burst into a ball of fire thamkrabok buhddists detox monastery I looked at em after coming outta ma convulsions I thought of Craig I said u ain't Killin me u ain't getting me to suicide my ugly Fuking ass and have my soul in crusted in there hornet riddance cell I wanted that bullied of that beauty of a bullet go through my head I said fuk in punk rock lined the chair up so the ex celebrated blood wood patterns I said Russian roullette please hey this monk called jjine there all extriads right I want out they took all the wire all I had was ma shackles to wrap around my neck na so screamed and bideford I did put in there for along period they say my mum's outside my cell door in a wheelbarrow and I have retractable bearings that's blades I flick out some at random sizes the worst being a bear rin in my right frontal lobe now bearing got big spikes so I got cams in eyes injected with silicon drunk my own piss off the floor rice water hope and psychosis so deep that I made my any man's worst nightmare not dieing how ur going to die burnt to a tree or buried alive of course bamboo gadfly 28 days no 7 days I signed my paper if I die 1st 7 days it's not there fault oh join if my mum's gone u just wait to c what my little will conjure u may puncture my body burn me but when I'm gone to 6 ft underground every night I will be there not just getting u but the fuk as reversed a very nice voodoo black magic ritual c I learnt a lot triads with inca tarts have got it right I said what append when ur getting fuk in smashed ..They do nothing they believe it's there bad karma flying back from there reflection total enlightenment is astronomic ly hard to do its different for me respect friendship to give rather than scrounge steel cus it comes back and im still in bidy 2 respectfully friends rattle on then walks mmMm mmm this towns people can fuk off I love life hope all is well I'm sure we all got it covered but fingers raised il be dead hopefully soon and I can't wait cus there's an re action to every action 30 next month gonna do a 8th lung punched please don't worry cud be a worser off position I'm avin a fit it feels shit I'm in pita lance that became surgery on my brain go on do a lung oh and I got it right only way ask r u doin still pumpkin techno out ignite the passion up into bucket launch of a ah how fact off I really and im pickin on u im goin to c Stuart lock and tell him shattered a task just is not the way. Suffice to say I pissed in my own mouth.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 16:55, 11 replies)

My wall of text was better.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:07, closed)

This one has a certain je ne sais quoi...
...je ne sais quoi the fuck this is meant to be.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:10, closed)

You are Irvine Welsh aicmfp

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 17:38, closed)

Top spelling of 'Thailand' there.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:48, closed)

yer. i no.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:56, closed)

is it a magic eye picture?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:57, closed)

its a fukin sailboat

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)

I think you'll find that's a schooner.

(mustardtiger108, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:16, closed)

IT'S A FUCKING SAILBOAT!

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:20, closed)

Enjoyed your story.
If it's true my hopes go with you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 22:02, closed)

Missing final paragraph of 'Flowers for Algernon' found.
Epic.
(mersault, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:06, closed)