Sad times. After defending his creepy office perv habits for nearly three hundred posts, the Lift Sniffer has gone chickenshit and deleted his thread.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:23, 39 replies)

Terrible bullying of the Creepy Neckbeard.
b3ta.com/questions/trapped/post2227766
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:24, closed)

It's nice to know you're so interested in me.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:27, closed)

It's ok. I'm sure everybody understands why you don't want a record of your creepy office perving.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:33, closed)

A record attached to a throwaway online ID?
I'm so hurting right now. Really.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:40, closed)

Yeah bruv. That's why you crybaby deleted it, innit.
Cos you don't care or nuffin innit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:43, closed)

I'm sure you're happy in that little world of yours
Where everything you say is true and you know what other people are thinking.

I used to think you just said things to get a rise, but I'm beginning to think you actually believe it.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:45, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:48, closed)

Funny, doesn't look like you.
Although you're conveying your emotional state quite well.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:52, closed)

NO I AM DEFINITELY TROLLING YOU

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:53, closed)

That was a textbook primary school "I know you are but what am I?"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:55, closed)

After 10 years in the Lurkahs I have come to admire your work Doctor.
But do you not feel the challenge is gone?
Knob Spare-Gnome went much more mental.
Smegless left a snail-trail of trolling the troll-who trolled-the troll-who trolled.
Alperv slithered 'n slinked 'n wriggled 'n other dirty sounds much more.
So even to us voyeurs, this new head-case is like a disappointing final season of a much loved TV show.
Perhaps if you were to start drinking more household products? And be our next proper mental out? It would be great for the neutrals.
Otherwise I fear we're stuck with the same old crap for ever more.

Cheese,
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 6:23, closed)

Prolly.
I've moved back to /board now anyway. qftw is a spent joke.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:05, closed)

Oh man, what a twist that would be.
I'd like to see Shambles have a Bertdown.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:30, closed)

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:53, closed)

Good-oh, get mentalling it up then.
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:38, closed)

No one really cares if you're a lift perv
No one really cares if you fuck pigs.
But what sort of monster deletes a /qotw thread when the reply count has exceeded the 100 mark?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:58, closed)

One who definitely doesn't care no not a bit oh no not he no sirree bob deffo doesn't care.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:15, closed)

We don't take kindly to thread deleters round here.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:25, closed)

imma delete this thread too for japes and larks

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:26, closed)

Do you think that's because he realised he could be traced back to the Orkney islands?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:37, closed)

I dunno.
He didn't seem to notice that I tagged half my posts with his real name. And he doesn't seem to realise that deleting the first post in a thread leaves all the other posts untouched.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:39, closed)

But ssssshhhhh ... don't tell him.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 16:40, closed)

Hmm, I wonder if it was a 44000 storey lift.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:07, closed)

you are the only one who cares

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:17, closed)

300 posts suggests you're wrong.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:21, closed)

more upset than Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:29, closed)

Dunno bout that.
He hasn't threatened to sulk to our mummies yet.

He's definitely in The Fairholme Zone though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 17:57, closed)

Tell you what they do have in common.
They both never address criticism of their comments. Instead they just slag off the critic.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:08, closed)

yeah? well you smell of old eggs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:12, closed)

Well I would.
I'm an old egg.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:56, closed)

I wonder if that explains why manolith smells of Barbara Woodhouse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)

Tell him to sit and stay.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:57, closed)

Can I not just put a choke chain on him and make him sniff his own poos?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:37, closed)

She had it half right.
Cesar Milan is da beez neez.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 21:48, closed)

Great Scott!
What manner of gutter sex pest admits to a thing like this? No wonder he deleted it. Eventually.
(Frank Snow, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 11:55, closed)

I notice that you have clicked 'I like this' to his post though?
Are you a secret admirer of FlipperKillet's work? Or was it an attempt to increase his humiliation by getting it on the popular page?

I'm suspecting the latter.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:08, closed)

No one comes out of this looking good.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:37, closed)