*adjusts ignore settings*
come on then Rory, say hello to the nice people
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:10, 21 replies)

who's
Rory?
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15, closed)

He calls himself my "much-vaunted internet enemy"
b3ta.com/board/10425468
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, closed)

it's nice to see you're over it, though.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:34, closed)

We used to be close once you know, then we had a falling out over him grooming young children
You should see the stuff he has on his hard drive, mostly category five shit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, closed)

Aw, I was beginning to worry you had stage fright
Come on, show everyone how clever you are, don't be shy
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, closed)

Why are you so touchy and shitcunt gay ?
Wah Wah Wah I@M IGNORING YOU!!!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:57, closed)

That's the spirit
So now you've got my attention for the whole week, let's see what you've got. We've already had the "emvee is a paedo LOL" post, the "emvee is gay LOL" post and the "waaah, how could emvee put me on ignore?" post, but I know you can do better than that. How about you start by calling me a "prick" again, and then see if you can come up with something original next time?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, closed)

With a lot more character Emvee you would've been a Cunt, too bad for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:35, closed)

See, now I've built you up in front of everyone
you're going to have to try a bit harder than that - you're just letting yourself down now. It's not that I'm angry, I'm just disappointed.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:48, closed)

I like to think
Of Rory as almost human. Rory would just like to be able to think
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:16, closed)

To be honest I feel really let down
I've given him his moment in the sun - his chance to shine - and what has he given me in return? Some half-hearted suggestions of noncery and a couple of four-letter words that my girlfriend uses without blushing. Back in the day we had some proper trolls on b3ta, but this is just pathetic. I've half a mind to put a card in the newsagent's window advertising the position as vacant if he doesn't buck his ideas up.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:28, closed)

are you a girl then
do you have nice boobs?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:04, closed)

yes, and yes.
(actually no - i'm a 40 year old trucker called dave)
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:06, closed)

But you still have nice boobies
right?
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:14, closed)

of course.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:31, closed)

pics of stfu

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:54, closed)

who is stfu?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:09, closed)

Oh dear. It appears I have been got.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:44, closed)

...and you are?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, closed)

and i am what?
ooh, i love a quiz, me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:32, closed)

Fuck me, mate - no need to bring the fucking drains up
Oh no, too late *holds handkerchief over mouth and nose and coughs*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:51, closed)