Help us choose the new Question of the Week
You know the drill by now. Vote closes around lunchtime, or something
Advice from your father - 'Son, join the civil service,' he said. I did. What a crock.
Dead loved ones - I knew this one guy whose dad was killed in a dreadful 'accident' in Africa, and now he's King of the Lions. Rock on, Simba
Zero-to-hero - aka The Napoleon Dynamite Memorial QOTW
Wasted money - 'the poor fellow I used to work with who invested in some viagra and spent the night in tears as his cock stood to attention til the early morn'
The place I grew up - 'Cardboard box in 'tmiddle of t'motorway'
Internet trolls - Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge?
I like 'Trolls'. Rob likes 'Money'. Vote! VOTE! VOTE!!
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:16,
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Advice from your father - 'Son, join the civil service,' he said. I did. What a crock.
Dead loved ones - I knew this one guy whose dad was killed in a dreadful 'accident' in Africa, and now he's King of the Lions. Rock on, Simba
Zero-to-hero - aka The Napoleon Dynamite Memorial QOTW
Wasted money - 'the poor fellow I used to work with who invested in some viagra and spent the night in tears as his cock stood to attention til the early morn'
The place I grew up - 'Cardboard box in 'tmiddle of t'motorway'
Internet trolls - Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge?
I like 'Trolls'. Rob likes 'Money'. Vote! VOTE! VOTE!!
Trolls!
Dead loved ones sounds like a shitstorm of giggles, doesn't it?
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:21,
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Not really emvee, I hope all your family are dead from fires and stuff, then you might know the pain of it all, or are you adopted, probably
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:25,
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Hi, I´m being sarcastic right now. You can tell because it says so right at the start of my post.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34,
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The problem is, do I know any *good* troll stories?
The one I seem to have attracted is frankly a poor example of the species
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35,
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LOL I'm probably a sad autism cunt or something as well ROLF
...and in case you missed it down there \/ Happy b3taday, miss!
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42,
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cheers honey :D
just seen it! Kept replying instead of scrolling.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46,
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That's sick!
Living dead loved ones - do you have a zombie fetish?
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:35,
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I only loved her after she was dead.
Who knew my dna could be found after death as well.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34,
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trolls sounds like a really bad idea
but as I only read the ones that make it to the newsletter, I will abstain as usual.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:27,
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I've got my own troll these days
He usually posts a load of shit after everything I post
If it's Trolls, I might take him off ignore for the week to see if he's got any cleverer
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:29,
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If it's Trolls, I might take him off ignore for the week to see if he's got any cleverer
He's so wet, he pretends to have me on ignore, and then he'll jump up every now and then and say 'haha you're not on ignore I've been reading everything you've posted about me all along'
What a sad prick
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:39,
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er no, I think it's more that you keep writing aggressive, abusive posts
You never post picture, you just slag people off.
Please can you refrain from posting these sorts of comment on /board and stick with /qotw and /talk.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:44,
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Please can you refrain from posting these sorts of comment on /board and stick with /qotw and /talk.
Has anyone ever seen emvee and Rory Lion in the same room?
Coincidence?
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Thu 19 May 2011, 11:10,
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I hadn't spotted him before now
Morning Mike!
How's in going today?
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:42,
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How's in going today?
Oh My Gosh, Mike, I still can't believe we're on first name terms and fakebook friends and everything!
I'm quite busy with intensive bouts of procrastination. I'm off to my daughter's school tomorrow afternoon to play at being a professional photographer.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:46,
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I'm quite busy with intensive bouts of procrastination. I'm off to my daughter's school tomorrow afternoon to play at being a professional photographer.
I knew there was a reason why old 'schoolgates' emvee hangs round with you
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48,
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aww come on Colin, just because I declined your friend request, doesn't mean you have to be so bitter
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:50,
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Sounds fun - I'm doing the procrastinating part at the moment
But this weekend I'm making zombie props, so it's swings and roundabouts :)
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:48,
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*nods*
Now we're friends on facebook we're on first name terms :p
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:49,
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Ohhh look at me everyone 'the abstainer', I'm so much better than the rest of you
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:30,
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Advice from your Father and Dead Loved Ones
Are guaranteed to generate massive lulz from all the appalling, needy, self-help shit people will post.
the answers will be the same, all along the lines of:
'My Dad told me this before he died...'
Zero to Hero
Is another excellent choice for lulz, as every story will follow the tried and tested structure of:
'BULLIED - KAME-HAME-HA - HONDA ACCORD'
Wasted Money
Lots of shit ebay stories and moaning about the government, I expect.
No lulz at all, don't vote for this.
Place I grew up
this is pretty much a non question. Potential for lulz for some little-orphan Annie bullshit, but likely to be the most wet QoTW ever.
Trolls
Quite possibly the best QotW title ever suggested.
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:34,
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Are guaranteed to generate massive lulz from all the appalling, needy, self-help shit people will post.
the answers will be the same, all along the lines of:
'My Dad told me this before he died...'
Zero to Hero
Is another excellent choice for lulz, as every story will follow the tried and tested structure of:
'BULLIED - KAME-HAME-HA - HONDA ACCORD'
Wasted Money
Lots of shit ebay stories and moaning about the government, I expect.
No lulz at all, don't vote for this.
Place I grew up
this is pretty much a non question. Potential for lulz for some little-orphan Annie bullshit, but likely to be the most wet QoTW ever.
Trolls
Quite possibly the best QotW title ever suggested.
hahaha
my dad offered no advice but played a lot of golf. As I hate golf, there wasn't much of a chance to pass on his only knowledge....
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Thu 19 May 2011, 10:51,
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there's only one way to settle this
let's go to Brighton and FIGHT!!!
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Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38,
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