How to irritate a table tennis player
Just keep calling it "ping-pong"
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:04, 28 replies)

wiff waff

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 23 May 2011, 21:09, closed)

Nobody has ever been irritated by this in the entire history of the world.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:25, closed)

Oh but they have
proper competitive table tennis players do.
Mr Entity used to know a guy who was in the England team and got very pissy at anyone calling it ping pong.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 23 May 2011, 21:30, closed)

Balls.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:34, closed)

Look at this man
He takes it seriously, he would get really pissed off if you called it ping pong. Then he'd get a sense of fucking perspective and eat a banana and shut up.
www.barrowtabletennisclub.co.uk/british-number-1-and-triple-european-champion-paul-drinkhall-signs-for-barrow-ttc

tabletennis.about.com/od/beginnersguide/f/tt_or_ping_pong.htm
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 23 May 2011, 21:39, closed)

We could swap URLs until our balls dried out.
pinglondon.com/

I simply refuse to accept that there is anybody on the planet who would be irritated by something as utterly inane as the choice of term for a sport played with salad servers and something more usefully fired out of a Thai twat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:47, closed)

One last Link, then I'll stop feeding the troll
Comment 4 at the bottom. There is someone who says it annoys him.
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2011/02/showtime_at_sports_oscars.html
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 23 May 2011, 23:43, closed)

You'll probably only get a tldr off Sam.
Unless he gets obsessed again.
When he does that he gets all stalky and shit.
Pity really, Cos when he's not busy being a pompous cock-end he can actually be quite entertaining. You know, in "that" kind of a way.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 0:03, closed)

You're ranting through the night and throwing in bits of personal information yet again and I'm the one who's obsessed?
Mate ... you don't have to make a dick of yourself every single week.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:17, closed)

Psssst.
Did you read the question this week?

I mean ... I don't want to spell it out or owt ... but I would have thought the "balls" comments were already pretty obvious.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:13, closed)

I don't see any story of yours here
Shambles. If you had read the question you wouldn't be trolling Mrs Entity but regaling us with your trolling stories. With self-referential links & shit.
Wait...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 May 2011, 8:10, closed)

I agree.
Nobody could possibly be so sad as to waste their time arguing on the internet about petty things.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 24 May 2011, 0:31, closed)

Claim that you simply refuse to accept it all you want, don't necessarily make it so.
Don't wanna accept a fact as a fact? Albeit a fact on the Internet, so watch out for the caveats.
Evidence that knocks your " Nobody has ever been irritated by this in the entire history of the world" into a cocked hat. That there's potentially another fact for your big, fat fact collection.
Alternatively, perhaps you're just being "ironic" or "high-brow" or some other made up pretentious bollocks.

Oh bollocks, I get it now...
Oh no!!!!
Aaaaaaargh!!!!!

We've all been out-flanked and out-trolled by the trollmeister himself.
The veritable apogee of trollery.
Der Trollenfuhrer.
The Phantom Troller of olde Cambridge Towne
"I simply refuse to accept that there is anybody on the planet who would be irritated by something as utterly inane as the choice of term for a sport played with salad servers and something more usefully fired out of a Thai twat."

Wanker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 2:15, closed)

That bee in your bonnet ... it suits you.
               
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:13, closed)

Thanks Sam.
You do know that I love the attention, right?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 7:58, closed)

You love making a dick of yourself every single week?
Righto.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:16, closed)

Good God
I have spent 3 months waiting for my wife to get back from work training, living in an unknown area, with my friends many miles away, and even I haven't got as far as winding people up on the internet in a desperate need for attention.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, closed)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Summed up perfectly.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:17, closed)

It's not really a sport though, is it?
(jono_h, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:21, closed)

ZING!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:25, closed)

Ping-pong balls?
Trolling or wrong?
Oh, hang on a minute, you're probably some kind of world champion ping-pong player or summink.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 May 2011, 21:43, closed)

Isn't Ping Pong the name of your imaginary french teacher?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:43, closed)

Hahaha, I see what you did there with the reference to pleb tv.
Very good.
You know fine well I wouldn't tell you her name for reasons already discussed, stalker boy.
Although surely a clever wee fella like yourself could hunt her out, what with all the information you have.
Knock yourself out xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 May 2011, 23:06, closed)

Most certainly they have
I've come across several people over the years, as you say, the competitive sorts who can get quite irate about it. Of course, once they do, that's it... hours (or minutes at least) of fun!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:36, closed)

Funny
It irritates my Thai friend when I call him that too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:48, closed)

I had a colleague called Ping.
Although he's Malaysian and I've never called him Ping Pong. So I'm not sure why I'm sharing this information as it is severely lacking in pertinence.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:50, closed)

China is the #1 country for ping pong.
And here it's called Pingpang qiu.
So if anyone's offended by that then they can't be that serious about it.
( Zuowan, Tue 24 May 2011, 2:25, closed)

YOU TERRIBLE TROLL!
PREPARE TO BE WHITE KNIGHTED!

"Have at you!"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:15, closed)