What can your iPhone do that my phone can't?

( Peej, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:59, 9 replies)

make them sound like a proper cunt
mentioning it's a fucking iphone all the fucking time. it's a fucking phone.
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:03, closed)

Not much, probably.
But I like it. And?
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:40, closed)

Output over 9000 gigawatts of smug.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 25 May 2011, 22:00, closed)

free nokia n95 8gb
5 years old. I laugh when people dont know what to do with their lives after theyve used up the terrible battery life for gps'ing to the local co-op 10 minutes away. Actually i just laugh when people mention they have an iphone. So yeh, i will output way more than that thankyou very much
(lemonadegame, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:22, closed)

Make you bitter and jealous?

( Richard Shitheels, Thu 26 May 2011, 8:57, closed)

My iphone has loads of dirty pictures of your mom on it
TAKEN WITH BOTH CAMERAS!!!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:12, closed)

This question would never be asked
Since it would require the presence of an iPhone user who is not already talking about their iPhone.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:17, closed)

My (imaginary) iphone drinks kitten blood. Beat that.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

get me mugged and shot and possibly stabbed

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, closed)