Where's that dick with his other unfunny in-joke stories?

(DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:04, 14 replies)

dunno

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:32, closed)

SHAFT!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:39, closed)

*officesnort*

( .Yeti., Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:46, closed)

*bums*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:11, closed)

you know what's better than online bullying and in-jokes?
Whinging tosspots
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 7:52, closed)

I'm so sorry, I decided I shouldn't spoil the flow of amusing real life anecdotes any more.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:58, closed)

What's the prognosis, doc?

( $$ ✅, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 8:59, closed)

This is B3ta
You'll need to be more specific m8.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:19, closed)

While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:
Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."

Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:56, closed)

Maybe it won't

( pemulis, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:58, closed)

It cocking will you mothersucker.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Sep 2015, 16:43, closed)

Fuck a horse
🐴
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 6:51, closed)