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Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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They mostly come at night.
Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:32, 19 replies)
They're in space.
Generally, it's night most of the fucking time.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:36, closed)
You are *unbelievably* thick and a spazmoe
Newt was referring to the artificial night set up in the colony on the planetoid LV-426.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:16, closed)
Well, I don't know that it is
since night and day is a concept based solely on the position of a person on the earth relative to the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:41, closed)
How the fuck do the Aliens know it's night then?
Did they find a 24 hour digital watch on someone, and collectively decide to only fuck with her between 22:00 and 05:00?

It's fucking stupid if you ask me.

Sorry, not ranting at you....
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:12, closed)
They come out when Newsnight is finished
and hide again just before The Wright Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:28, closed)
Maybe it's just a small child's best guess at an approximate time,
coming from a position of limited understanding of the orbital
mechanics of an extra-solar planet, having been living in a colony
where Earth's day/night cycle is simulated for human convenience.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:41, closed)
What he
said

Well done!

Not all humans are thick as shit.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:03, closed)
I, too, have watched Aliens.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:36, closed)
Quotes from films are always hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:56, closed)
This was my thinking before posting it.
*Prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:37, closed)
Fuckin a man

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:19, closed)
It's a hell of a thing, fucking a man.
You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:05, closed)
You're here all week.

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:57, closed)
I hate my job and am easily distracted by grey stripes.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:08, closed)
Cool. They
are WATCHING UOU NOW

as you sit sobbing on the toilet
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:49, closed)
and How's life in London by London Posse

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:31, closed)
obligatory nuke from orbit follow up

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:47, closed)
Wait
This isn't a Star Wars reference?

The horror.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:03, closed)
THERE ARE OTHER ALIENS, YOU KNOW.
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:43, closed)

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