I bought a full size bear suit
One friday I decided it would be a great idea to try and drink my weight in cheap cask wine.
Sadly I failed and only drunk half of the required five litres, but oon the plus side i woke up the next day wondering what the hell I had been up to the night before. A quick check of my computer history tells me I was in ebay. It seems I had bought a full size mascot quality bear suit.

Why? Who the fuck knows?

Moral of the story?

Dont mix large amounts of cheap wine with the internet and credit cards.

Ill try and find pictures of it later on.

Edit :I tried to link to b3tards but it comes up mussave. sorry
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:43, 7 replies)

You only weight 5 kg?

(Smale is stuffed, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 6:41, closed)

My story telling needs work I know
I was trying to create a scene of drunkness.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:00, closed)

He meant his weight
on a small moon.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:21, closed)

"Thats no moon!"

( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:46, closed)

[pedantry]
He'd be the same number of kilos anywhere as kg is a measure of mass, not weight. Your weight changes according to gravitational field, but your mass does not.
[/pedantry]
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, closed)

To be really pedantic
a) He should have given his weight in Newtons. BUT

b) It's clearly hyperbole, as "his own weight" (or mass) of wine in a single session would be enough to kill him. Assuming he masses 80kg, that's something more than 80l of wine, which would be about 10l of pure alcohol.

d) What happened to c)?

c) Ah, there it is

A typical apple weighs about 1 Newton. Neat, that.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:08, closed)

hahaha we've all done it, dude

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:46, closed)

Snap
Did exactly the same with an authentic Princess Leia costume not so long back because I thought 'it would be a laugh at the beer festival'.

Fair play though, I wore it. There's even a picture on CAMRA's website to prove it!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)

I saw it
on the NAMBLA website.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:36, closed)

nambla?
north american man boy love association?
(Desalater, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:29, closed)

Miaow!

(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:31, closed)