I'll tell you what's mystifying me right now...
..is why nobody has stabbed PERSONALITY HORSE.
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:57, 31 replies)

Just hit ignore
he goes away.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)

Becuase nobody knows it's really baldmonkey

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:00, closed)

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( vladimir, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:31, closed)

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( vladimir, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:32, closed)

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( vladimir, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:33, closed)

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( vladimir, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:33, closed)

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( vladimir, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:33, closed)

What's mystifying me is how hardly anyone seems able to understand this week's question.
For "Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved" we get mysteries that aren't solved at all, and for "tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long," we get examples of things, everyday or otherwise, that people just don't get.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)

Sorry, but I think the
misunderstood question is slightly more interesting than the original question.

I'm glad it's fucked up, I really can't think of anything less interesting that how someone worked out why their cupbaord door was squeaking.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:09, closed)

Surely there are some good proper answers,
I guess some people think that any answer is better than none at all, but for the alternative question at least I was expecting something more along the lines of the guy who, until he went to University, thought that burning the toast and scraping the black bits off into the sink was the normal way to make toast.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, closed)

QOTW
exists to be complained about.
(username failed moderation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:15, closed)

At the very least, complaining about it gives me reason to exist...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, closed)

Your reply falls into the category that you seem to hate.....
Chillax.... XD
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:12, closed)

yeah but at least I didn't start a new thread with it...
we don't have to answer the question in the replies.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, closed)

nice ignore on the "chillax" by the way...
failed to rile, dammit!
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:17, closed)

Metachillax

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:19, closed)

I'm holding out for my free download of 'Graham Tapes'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:03, closed)

You should
It's going to be BEEZER
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, closed)

Christ, another crazed Piers Morgan fanatic.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:42, closed)

eh?

(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:53, closed)

na person be dis oh,,wey no talk anytin,if na naija celeb nw,,dem go start war

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:50, closed)

It's because
A) this is the internet, thus, despite all the tales of violent retribution, there's not one person here capable of dishing out a light beating, let alone anything more severe
B) this is the internet, and so reasonably anonymous - who are you going to stab?
C) this is the internet, as so trying to stab him through your screen is only going to break your screen
D) this is qotw, meaning he's not the most annoying one here, not by a long shot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, closed)

I was assuming
that he (or she) is probably an irritating twat outside of B3ta and so really it was a general wondering as to how they made it this far in life without getting stabbed.

Hope springs eternal.
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, closed)

I doubt he gets out much.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:28, closed)