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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I fucked Vanessa Feltz in the cunt

(Andrew Avetoom, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:57, 16 replies)

c g
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:01, closed)
Replies to etc.

(McChinaman banned, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 2:21, closed)
That must have been a challenge

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, closed)
but how does it smell?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, closed)
I wonder how that felt....z.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:16, closed)
Vanessa Feltz
is all cunt.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, closed)
Kudos on your sense of direction.
Or was it the old 'flour / damp patch' routine?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:39, closed)
All I can picture is those flapping Strictly bingo wings...

(Porcupine, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:08, closed)
after 5 months of searching

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:52, closed)
should have bashed her head in with a hammer
such as the Estwing E3/20s Straight Claw Hammer. The handle grip, made from liquid vinyl bonded onto the shaft during production offers the utmost in both comfort and durability, while reducing vibrations caused by impact.
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:55, closed)
Better that than her arse, I'm guessing.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:38, closed)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:00, closed)
Then again Dozer, if he's doing her up the arse, he wouldn't have to look at her face.
But he wouldn't have to if he was doing her dogs in tights style either.
I think we need Zouwan to resolve this conundrum.

OI ZOUWAN! When you're fucking your dogs in tights do you ever pretend that one of them is Vanessa Feltz?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:11, closed)
hahahahahahahahahaha
"pretend"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:48, closed)
if he's doing her up the poo hoop then the brown ring on his cock will be kikeshite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:29, closed)
If you've been affected by the topic raised in this thread
please contact the Samaritans. You don't have to suffer alone and help is available.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:49, closed)

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