The Bed
I HAVE to tuck the bottom of the duvet in, I cannot under any circumstances have my feet waving around in the night breeze.
Something might bite my toes.
If I have to I will turf my wife out of our bed and totally remake it. Pisses the cats off no end, not to mention the wife.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:59, 12 replies)

Freak.
I can't have anything tucked in at the end of the bed. Partly because I'm quite long and partly because get off my feet get off my feet get off my feet get off my feet get off my fucking feet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:11, closed)

You see?!
That's what I'm talking about!
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:25, closed)

It's not your duvet preferences that make you weird,
it's that you sleep with cats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:45, closed)

Do you have
(a)a very long duvet
(b) a very short bed
or
(c) a willingness to sleep with your duvet only coming up to your midriff?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:48, closed)

Oh no, I've got to have my duvet covering my body, otherwise I can't sleep.
Must tuck it in, but must cover me.... Nnnningggg....
I need Whisky.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:49, closed)

cut your toes off. cats and missus happy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:07, closed)

And now I have a mental image of one of cats gnawing my toes off!
Yep, loads of sleep tonight...
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:47, closed)

I have to have the duvet right up to my neck, covering my shoulders.
This is a problem when sharing the bed with a lady friend as it tends to end up completely covering her head.
( .Yeti., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:13, closed)

Make it into a dutch oven

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:09, closed)

I can't stand them tucked in and the Mrs can't stand them not tucked in.
even worse than a duvet, those hotel sheets that are SO TIGHT that your big toes end up being the 'tent pole' that the taut sheets radiate from. And yes, my feet are longer 'tent poles' than my todger, it does not stick out at 90 degrees to my body unlike my toes.
(the zord of damocles 7F 22 78, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:38, closed)

I do find
That I get an extremely cold arse when the wife ( or, indeed the cat ) decides that they MUST have move duvet.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off sleeping in the shed.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:50, closed)

I hate
having my toes out of the duvet for the exact same reason!

Although on the topic of duvets, I find that if you have two single duvets, instead of one double, it is MUCH warmer for everyone concerned. Plus there is no duvet stealage problems, AND I can have the duvet as high around my head as I want without pissing off the other half who likes to sleep half way down the bed for some unfathomable reason.. Genius!
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:01, closed)