I'm willing to bet that I'm not alone in this...
I regularly flush the loo just as I start my piddle... and RACE!
(not when I sit down for a plop though!)
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26, 9 replies)

yep

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:34, closed)

and me.
I seem to remember from school days that an inability to finish weeing before the flush was over was known as Robertsonness Disease.
(Bitch Magnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:42, closed)

Yep.
I thought of suggesting it as a Friday Game for the newsletter.
(The_Crund, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)

I plumbed my new toilet in last night.
It has an alarmingly fast flush, meaning unless I could empty my entire bladder in 5 seconds, I won't be winning that race.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)

Ha ha, Don't be such a wimp, consider it a challenge!
Train daily, each time trying to knock 0.5 of a second off your "best" and within six months you'll be pissing like a high pressure jet wash!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)

Then you won't need a toilet brush anymore

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:35, closed)

CHUTNEY!
Where the hell have you been?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:43, closed)

my ex hated me doing this
Chase the flush.
Same initials as capture the flag.
And solo too, so far.
(lordy lordy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:24, closed)

When it's a team activity, don't cross the streams!

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:07, closed)