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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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The toilet roll
or "bathroom tissue" as they so delicately call it here in Canada. Heaven forfend that we should associate this paper with the act of making toilet. Anyway, the paper must be attached to the holder so that paper arrives from the top of the roll towards oneself and not the back or underside. I try to resist correcting the paper in other people's houses but it pains me to see. It is a travesty and an abomination that otherwise good people place their paper in such a way, the bastards.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:58, 11 replies)
OMG! me too.
How can they even think that the paper coming from the back is right or natural.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:01, closed)
Stop it with the OMG already
That's just the natural order of things. Anybody who "deals underhand" is just that; underhand.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:30, closed)
filthy beasts
I hope a spider attaches to the paper and bites their nipsy.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:35, closed)

i have just returned from my toilet to correct that very misdemeanor.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:03, closed)
Some people don't even notice, it's horrible.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 0:00, closed)
AHaha I do this too.
Although when I'm in other people's houses, I often turn it so it's the "Right" way around.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 0:38, closed)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 0:52, closed)
Cliff Richard insists on this.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:07, closed)
|I put it the wrong way round on purpose
I have two young kids and it stops them spinning the roll and unrolling it. If they want to unroll the whole roll with the paper coming from the back they have to pull it down which takes longer.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:01, closed)
Perfectly understandable.
Although I would probably have the kids adopted so I didn't have to constantly chew at my knuckles every time I saw the PAPER THE WRONG WAY ROUND.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)
Especially if they do it wrong where the toilet roll is close to anaglypta or artex or something else rough. So you scrape the skin off your knuckles whenever you reach for a sheet.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:39, closed)

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