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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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The curry plate
I have a special plate that I only use for eating indian curries.

It has a deeper dish to it than my "standard" plates.

If I accidentally use it during the week I wash it and put it to the bottom of the stack so statistically I won't use it before my usual weekly curry take away.

When getting the plate out to pre-heat in the oven I sing/chant "mm curry plate, curry plate, you are my only curry plate."

When I place the order at the indian take away it goes like this:

"ring ring"


"Can I have my usual"

"20 mins"

No name, no drill pack. I think they know I have my curry plate ready.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:54, 15 replies)
the bloke at the new curry house down the road offered me a lift back to the pub and gave me his mobile number so I can place orders at closing time if he's still shutting up.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:09, closed)
How do you accidentally use a plate?
Do you sleep-eat?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:44, closed)
Maybe he's blind,
and has no sense of touch? It's not cool to mock the afflicted, Doc.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:43, closed)
Oh man.
I've done an accidental bully.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:07, closed)

They all look the same with 3 inches of fungus sprouting.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:41, closed)
ecoo bulbs in my house
can't see feck all
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:53, closed)
have you ever been outside?
I hear it's lovely at this time of year.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:23, closed)
I have the same telephone drill
at my local kebab house.

ring ring



10 mins?

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:51, closed)
I have a soup spoon
Or more specifically a spoon only ever used when I eat soup or stew.
Its a different shape from all my other spoons, the bowl is round as opposed to the usual oval shape, I think it may be Georgian silver.
This ritual only applies when I'm at home
Anywhere else I can eat soup or stew with any old spoon
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:28, closed)
So you've got a soup spoon
that you use to eat soup.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:53, closed)
I use it to eat stew, rebel that Iam
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:41, closed)
"mm curry plate, curry plate, you are my only curry plate."
This cracked me up for some silly reason.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:57, closed)
just don't
hug a plate whilst chanting that !
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:56, closed)
I got my usual Christmas card from the local takeaway this year.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:33, closed)
Why does everyone always think that B3tans are fat shut ins?

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:59, closed)

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