Whenever I have a long belch
I have to try to say something.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:03, 16 replies)

I count out the digits of pi.
In hex.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:50, closed)

I smell the pie
I ate
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, closed)

Bollocks

( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, closed)

That's
the one.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:12, closed)

I thought this was a legal requirement.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, closed)

Among friends at university,
the conventional challenge was "The Archbishop of Canterbury and his entourage".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:13, closed)

Bit of a mouthful that.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:32, closed)

That's what your mum said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)

Yeah but your mum smoked sucked cock for rock.
She was so fat her wardrobe was in two time zones.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:29, closed)

Your mum's so fat
her mouth's big enough to suck in enough air alongside those ten sailors' cocks to belch "The Archbishop of Canterbury and his entourage".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:34, closed)

Save time
by belching 'pardon me'.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:44, closed)

a guy i work with claims proudly that he can say 'i love you' in belching.
i can't imagine a single situation in which this would help matters.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:10, closed)

Any port
in a storm Janet.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:23, closed)

It works,
but you have to swallow air and explain that your larynx had to be removed.
If all else fails, play the pity card. Try belching "...a crowded room, but I feel so all alone..."
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:50, closed)

I usually go with 'belch'
but it's started to annoy Mrs. O'Logical. Unfortunatly it's become a reflex so I really struggle not to belch 'belch'.
(Dermot O'Logical, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:18, closed)

I used to be able to fart the theme from Match Of The Day.
I'm reasonably sure that this isn't true, but I boasted about it enough when I was younger, that I came to believe my own hype.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:46, closed)