I have CDO,
Its like OCD, but arranged alphabetically, like it should be.
(Emperor Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8, WILL DESTROY YOU!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:09, 25 replies)

Holy fucking shit.
Stop the clock - we have a winner.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:13, closed)

Oh man!
This is BRILLIANT. AHAHAHAHAHA.

I can't believe it has taken all week for somebody to make this joke.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:42, closed)

WRONG
If it moves and it shouldn't, use gaffa tape.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, closed)

WRONG.
When I opened my eyes there was a cup of tea beside me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:44, closed)

You bastard
My mum made a cup of tea.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:26, closed)

I heard the ice cream van,
And found this reply.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:04, closed)

That's fucking hilarious!
And so original!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:05, closed)

I still have a breadmaker.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:23, closed)

I still hope
you starve.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:59, closed)

That's two of us.
Damn Ethiopians.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:39, closed)

Wait, wait
He shat IN the bed?!
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:10, closed)

Yeah then smeared it on her so she'd think that she had done it when she woke up!
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:33, closed)

LOL out loud!
and rofl on the floor, gnashing teeth in the straw.

You bastard.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)

Supermodels?
In a Honda Accord?
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

Walked into a bar, turned to mate and said, rather too loudly, "its a bit dead in here, isn't it?"
The funeral party were not too impressed.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:39, closed)

hahahahahhahahaha
I like.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:06, closed)

So I round-housed him in the head.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:59, closed)

That was my biggest sexual egret.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:06, closed)

Loogabarooga.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:27, closed)

I wanked to this
while listening to my MIXED APES.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 20:55, closed)

And that is all the thanks I got.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:28, closed)

its
A fucking epidemic
(rampants, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:50, closed)

That was your first mistake.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:04, closed)

This did not sit well with me.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:23, closed)

I don't get it.

( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18, closed)