I'd like to invent 3d contact lenses
so that I could walk down the street seeing everything in 3d...but no one would know.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:56, 23 replies)

Don't you have 'eyes' for that?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:58, closed)

ha ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:59, closed)

that is a beautifuly autistic reply.
Have you been away, people have been typing all sorts recently and been getting away with it. Anarchy.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:12, closed)

It's been rubbish this week Ringo.
Tiresome needy wankers posting shit about how depressed they are and stuff, rubbish, needs a proper week about fighting or sex to bring out the fails.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:14, closed)

But...
"bring out the fails"

Well you're here.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:36, closed)

oh, zing!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:07, closed)

I think you might possibly have been trolled here, Badger.

( Zuowan, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 5:12, closed)

Trolled?
That would imply it was premeditated or deliberate... I was just being rather silly.

This was a most unexpected bonus :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:00, closed)

*facepalm*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:59, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:00, closed)

Genius
I'd like to supplement your invention with a baseball cap fitted with 2 microphones and ear pieces that allow you to hear the sounds around you in groovy stereo.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:09, closed)

Good plan, I've always wanted my waking life to sound like Alvin Lucier's "Bird and Person Dyning".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:16, closed)

That would be awesome!
Can you imagine, being out and about and hearing everything around you with the clarity and resolution of Dolby Digital Surround?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:37, closed)

I actually knew a girl who
had some sort of "brain issue" (im not a doctor) that meant she had no depth perception. Basically she saw in 2D.


But that girl isn't you, which makes you rather silly.
( PMGT -Bacon., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:50, closed)

are you sure
She didn't just have one eye?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 21:56, closed)

I'm sure that there are non-doctors queueing up to diagnose the OP with a 'Brain issue'

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 0:05, closed)

Fuck off with calling people 'OP'
This isn't 4chan.
( Zuowan, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 5:11, closed)

OP
in your case, obnoxious prick
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 6:13, closed)

TRIFORCE!

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:11, closed)

They are dancing around me as we speak,
singing "Brain Issue, Brain Issue, you've got a brain issue!"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:06, closed)

Sheer genius

( rofl harris, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:55, closed)

my ex
we were in Japan and she'd got a gammy eye meaning she couldn't wear her contacts, her glasses were old and made her look weird so our friend offered to translate if she were to go get her eyes tested.

she picked out a pair of really cool specs and looked proper nice in em. an hour or so later as we all stepped out of the shop into the middle of the Hondori mall, all neon lights and Japaniness she uttered the words that broke my heart "oh wow! everything looks soooo 3D!"
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:32, closed)

lol, aww that's quite cute really :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:06, closed)