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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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So everyone knows about owls, they can turn their heads a whole two hundred and seventy degrees, and have enormous eyes. Well this owl only had one eye...

And he was a lonely owl. As much as he hooted for a mate, he got no reply. This let him into a bizarre madness - he was constantly trying to improve his home, that splendid little hole in a tree. An owl's home is his castle, after all.

But one time, as he was regurgitating a pellet after a particularly bony shrew, he choked. And what a choke!


Yes, that's correct;

Eye "tu-whit" nest "ack-rhyme"

Be gentle, it's my first time.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 20:42, 9 replies)
oh that is so, so good.
And yet so very, very bad.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:03, closed)
fuck me...
..that's bad.

Finger hovers over the 'ignore', but, ah, it made me cringe in a good way.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:05, closed)
First time?
I hope it's your LAST with the pun. Ugh.

Creative, but ugh...puns...
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:19, closed)
Get the stake up, prepare the kindling, get some sturdy rope! Bring me my deckchair!
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:27, closed)
as far as first times go
that was a cracker :o)
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:59, closed)
was a hoot...

(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:16, closed)
I got to the end of the first line,nearly had me there.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:25, closed)
Three days a b3tan and punning already... What happened to newbie earnestness?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:14, closed)
you must be very bored
How long did that take? Days?
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:46, closed)

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