Owls
So everyone knows about owls, they can turn their heads a whole two hundred and seventy degrees, and have enormous eyes. Well this owl only had one eye...

And he was a lonely owl. As much as he hooted for a mate, he got no reply. This let him into a bizarre madness - he was constantly trying to improve his home, that splendid little hole in a tree. An owl's home is his castle, after all.

But one time, as he was regurgitating a pellet after a particularly bony shrew, he choked. And what a choke!

"RACK! TACK! CRACK! CACK!"


Yes, that's correct;

Eye "tu-whit" nest "ack-rhyme"


Be gentle, it's my first time.
(Impunity, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 20:42, 9 replies)

oh that is so, so good.
And yet so very, very bad.
Beautiful.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:03, closed)

fuck me...
..that's bad.

Finger hovers over the 'ignore', but, ah, it made me cringe in a good way.
(inflateable, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:05, closed)

First time?
I hope it's your LAST with the pun. Ugh.

Creative, but ugh...puns...
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:19, closed)

Quickly!
Get the stake up, prepare the kindling, get some sturdy rope! Bring me my deckchair!
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:27, closed)

as far as first times go
that was a cracker :o)
KEEP IT UP
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:59, closed)

That...
was a hoot...






/coat
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:16, closed)

Nearly
I got to the end of the first line,nearly had me there.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:25, closed)

...
Three days a b3tan and punning already... What happened to newbie earnestness?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:14, closed)

you must be very bored
How long did that take? Days?
(frankspencer, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:46, closed)