They should do all the other ones
Practically every religion ever is more interesting than christianity
(Willboy:, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)

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(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:56, archived)

COINCIDENTAL NUMBERS!

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)

Breathe...

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)

Que? Por favor, da?
wo ist la toilet, signor?
(Willboy:, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)

THE LOO IS OVER THERE
I SAID THE LOO IS OVER THERE

/can speak any language by simply shouting louder
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)

then there is nothing more I can teach you, my son
for you have mastered every language in the world
(Willboy:, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)

I can speak any language, as long as it's not Greek
Well, it's all Greek to me...
/dad joke
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)

You'd love a bit of 'Greek', wouldn't you?
Hmm?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)

Are you offering?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:11, archived)

I'd love to,
but the Mrs.'d kill me. :-/
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)

Well, do it while she's having a three-way with the postman and the milkman
That way she's sure not to notice.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:14, archived)

that's probably because you were brought up with it, therefore think others are more interesting

(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)

probably
but as a rule you should always be slightly suspicious of a faith which doesn't endorse animal sacrifice and rewards meekness
(Willboy:, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)

no, its simple
Boy gets born. Boy does fuck all for 33 years. Boy winds up Romans. Boy gets nailed to stick.
No tits, no fatwahs, just one massive guilt-trip.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:00, archived)

I
bet they did not suggest that to him at his job seekers meeting.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)

I would tend to agree
but the Catholics have some cool stuff.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:59, archived)

Torture. Child abuse. Corruption. Murder. Indoctrination. Genocide.
And some really nifty frocks and hats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)

don't forget the
alcohol and confessions. I was always very jealous of my Catholic family when I was little now I don't envy them in the slightest
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)

Please don't forget : gender inequality
I wanna be the Pope! (I can't I'm jewish)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)

Jebus was a Jew.
There's hope for you yet.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)

Women aren't real people.
And neither are Jews.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)

If there was nothing wrong with the Jews,
why does nobody else like them?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1234657
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)

gee, you're just a barrel of PC-ness aren't you?
you aren't meant to SAY things like that...

;)

(jews are lovely people. you just don't know us)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, me.

*wipes tear from eye*

That's the funniest thing I've seen on here all day.
Here, have this "Person Who Least Knows Dr. Shambolic Award"
*awards*

Sorry love, can I direct you towards http://www.muddyclay.com/images/trebor.jpg ?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)

Dog darn it. actually clicked on that. like a FOO
(joo)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)

Sorry.
I've fixed the link now, try again.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)

bastard! you got me again!
i'll have the prize for the silliest moo/foo/joo
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)

Yay!
Numbers!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

Just had a random feeling to go here
Not as good as I expected.

But -

Yay!

Numbers!
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/123456
+7
( Malchick, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 16:37, archived)