ok, we were at an arsenal game and my mate shouted "Oi ref, thats disragceful"
and a man turned round and said
"oooooOOOOo look who's swallowed a dictionary. Why don't you just say shit! Next thing you know, you'll be saying Constantinople!"
( Whythebigpaws?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:38, archived)

People who are proud of being ignorant are fucking shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:40, archived)

shit Ignorant
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)

this is true,
what i liked about it though was the use of the word Constantinople, I felt like telling him they call it Istanbul these days.
( Whythebigpaws?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)

Personally
I like the way you deliberately spelt "disgraceful" all wrong. Alanis would be proud.


/ironic
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:43, archived)

i like to think i am one of the worst spellers on the board.
*mashes away at keys*
( Whythebigpaws?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:46, archived)

That Ding-a-ling fell for Ding-a-ling fellow is definitely the worst grammarian

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:47, archived)

i was thinking that my grammar is ok like
shit. thats not even very good 'pretend bad grammar'.

C+ must try harder.
( Whythebigpaws?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:51, archived)

so that's a neato what now right

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:52, archived)

C++

Error: Unexpected EOF G__fgetstream_new():2 FILE:grammar.cxx LINE:40

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:54, archived)

jrbkjg
nfmneo
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:48, archived)

'Byzantium'
would have been even better.


He probably thought 'Constantinople' was, first and foremost, the name of a kebab shop. :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:44, archived)

Gar
I fucking hate that too.
(Viscous Fridge Magnet Used To Be A Cha-Cha, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:44, archived)

That's true
polysyllabic words are a no-no.

Although I've a feeling a few Arsenal execs will be brushing up on their legal wordage
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)