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Overheard funnies
Went to Swansea this weekend. Standing in a chip-shop on a particularly great estate, I overheard a girl and her boyfriend arguing:

(I'll leave you to mentally insert a thick Swansea townie accent... think Rhys Ifans)

Girl: "You don't loves me, you don't"
Boy: "Fuck off will you?"
Girl: "See, you don't loves me! You can fuck off"
Boy: "Course I loves you, I fucks you and I buys you chips"

Love is... sex and fast food? Anyone heard anything equally bizarre?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:29, archived)
I wish.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:31, archived)
Damn right
most important things in life are chips and sex
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:35, archived)
you're forgetting beards and lasers.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:36, archived)

beards crisps
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:36, archived)
and lollipops

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:37, archived)
and stripey tops in the manner of french people.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:40, archived)
did you get my text?
i can get seabrooks!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)
I have Salt and vinegar Seabrooks now
They are all the woo
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:53, archived)
oooh
accusations of plagerism!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:33, archived)
*gets bitchy*

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:34, archived)

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(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:36, archived)
Wow, what are the chances of that?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:33, archived)
Shiiiit
It must be a genetic thing. That's just fucking spooky!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:34, archived)
I was just thinking that

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:34, archived)
Of course it is
In the same way happiness is a fine cigar
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:32, archived)
HAHAHAH
HOW MUCH BETTER WE ARE THAN THEM!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:32, archived)
I think he was just making a observation...

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:35, archived)
Yeah...
Wales is actually OK as long as you're not English and more west than Swansea or more north than Pontardawe.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:37, archived)
Parrott in 'taking polically correct stand' shock...

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)
Been told something among those lines so many times

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:32, archived)
A group of lads were going down Headingley high street, having a very loud conversation
and I overheard one of them say "YEAH - AN' THEN VEY OPENED THE DOOR AN' HE WAS WANKIN' ON VE BED, FACKIN' NAY-KIDT!!! HURHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!"
Nice one mate, thanks for sharing that with the 150-odd people within earshot.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:35, archived)
ok, we were at an arsenal game and my mate shouted "Oi ref, thats disragceful"
and a man turned round and said
"oooooOOOOo look who's swallowed a dictionary. Why don't you just say shit! Next thing you know, you'll be saying Constantinople!"
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:38, archived)
People who are proud of being ignorant are fucking shit.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:40, archived)

shit Ignorant
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)
this is true,
what i liked about it though was the use of the word Constantinople, I felt like telling him they call it Istanbul these days.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)
Personally
I like the way you deliberately spelt "disgraceful" all wrong. Alanis would be proud.


/ironic
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:43, archived)
i like to think i am one of the worst spellers on the board.
*mashes away at keys*
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:46, archived)
That Ding-a-ling fell for Ding-a-ling fellow is definitely the worst grammarian

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:47, archived)
i was thinking that my grammar is ok like
shit. thats not even very good 'pretend bad grammar'.

C+ must try harder.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:51, archived)
so that's a neato what now right

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:52, archived)
C++
Error: Unexpected EOF G__fgetstream_new():2 FILE:grammar.cxx LINE:40

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:54, archived)
jrbkjg
nfmneo
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:48, archived)
'Byzantium'
would have been even better.


He probably thought 'Constantinople' was, first and foremost, the name of a kebab shop. :)
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:44, archived)
Gar
I fucking hate that too.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:44, archived)
That's true
polysyllabic words are a no-no.

Although I've a feeling a few Arsenal execs will be brushing up on their legal wordage
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)