
Went to Swansea this weekend. Standing in a chip-shop on a particularly great estate, I overheard a girl and her boyfriend arguing:
(I'll leave you to mentally insert a thick Swansea townie accent... think Rhys Ifans)
Girl: "You don't loves me, you don't"
Boy: "Fuck off will you?"
Girl: "See, you don't loves me! You can fuck off"
Boy: "Course I loves you, I fucks you and I buys you chips"
Love is... sex and fast food? Anyone heard anything equally bizarre?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:29, archived)

It must be a genetic thing. That's just fucking spooky!
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:34, archived)

Wales is actually OK as long as you're not English and more west than Swansea or more north than Pontardawe.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:37, archived)

and I overheard one of them say "YEAH - AN' THEN VEY OPENED THE DOOR AN' HE WAS WANKIN' ON VE BED, FACKIN' NAY-KIDT!!! HURHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!"
Nice one mate, thanks for sharing that with the 150-odd people within earshot.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:35, archived)

and a man turned round and said
"oooooOOOOo look who's swallowed a dictionary. Why don't you just say shit! Next thing you know, you'll be saying Constantinople!"
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:38, archived)

what i liked about it though was the use of the word Constantinople, I felt like telling him they call it Istanbul these days.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)

I like the way you deliberately spelt "disgraceful" all wrong. Alanis would be proud.
/ironic
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:43, archived)

*mashes away at keys*
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:46, archived)

( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:47, archived)

shit. thats not even very good 'pretend bad grammar'.
C+ must try harder.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:51, archived)

Error: Unexpected EOF G__fgetstream_new():2 FILE:grammar.cxx LINE:40
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:54, archived)

would have been even better.
He probably thought 'Constantinople' was, first and foremost, the name of a kebab shop. :)
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:44, archived)

polysyllabic words are a no-no.
Although I've a feeling a few Arsenal execs will be brushing up on their legal wordage
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:42, archived)