
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:40, archived)

Not going to kill the baby or anything!
Anyway, I'm hungover after drinking less BECAUSE of it.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:41, archived)

a) you are not pregnant and making up silly stories to make yourself more interesting
b) you are pregnant and a tragic fool who hasn't spoken to any health professionals or friends and family about your pregnancy
I thought (a) was a slightly kinder assumption.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:46, archived)

Family, no, seeing as I haven't seen them in fuck knows how long
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)

You were barking on about moving out of your parental house on here only a few weeks ago, and one of the first things a health professional would have told you was not to get pissed.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:50, archived)

I lived in Portsmouth before Middlesbrough and before that, yes, my parents house. Before that (and I'm talking a year or two back now) I was living with my ex. So what you on about with a few weeks ago?!
And the health professionals told me I could drink a minor amount. Something like 4 units a week max
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:52, archived)

but if it's (b) then you are (as everybody else has pointed out) a daft fuck and need to actually listen to what the health professionals are telling you.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:55, archived)

you idiot. And you'd need to drink at least four units in one go to get drunk - I suspect your priorities are way out of line. If you can't go without a drink for 9 months then I suspect the sacrifices attendant on motherhood may be too much for you.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:57, archived)

that would recommend four units a week. two maybe. and usually only red wine, for slightly elevated blood pressure.
for reasons I'm not going into on here this silly bint's attitude is making me very angry and not a little upset. grr.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:01, archived)

Come and prance about moaning about tattoos instead :)
*hug*
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:04, archived)

(the parental house one)
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:55, archived)

But she's changed her username recently and I'm pretty sure she was talking about moving flat.
I really should revise my b3ta/talk life histories more carefully.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 12:01, archived)

alcohol, can in fact kill your baby. see: multiple jokes about gin.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:43, archived)

Nothing, it drank it and died.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:50, archived)

they all drank gin and died
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:51, archived)

Two - one to change the lightbulb, one to drink gin and die. In agony.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:51, archived)

"It's a Middlesbrough baby so it won't be any more retarded if I drink lots?"
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:43, archived)

and white cider in general disgusts me.
And people have got Middlesbrough all wrong. That's like saying London's retarded. I know it IS, but there's some of the odd few.
I don't drink that much anyway, for the record.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:50, archived)

People like you need shooting. We're not like Scarborough, or Guisborough. Look www.middlesbrough.gov.uk
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:54, archived)

i don't think i want to talk to a silly lttle girl anymore
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:54, archived)

because you know we'll bite. On the offchance you're not: "Foetal Alcohol Syndrome is the biggest cause of non-genetic mental handicap in the western world and the only one that is 100% preventable."
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:43, archived)

And that's repetitive drinking, isn't it? (Like I said, can't access page)
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:45, archived)

Just don't drink at all, you soft tart.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:46, archived)

Go and speak to a medical professional before you do any damage you silly little girl.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:46, archived)

re·pet·i·tive ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-pt-tv)
adj.
Given to or characterized by repetition.
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The act or process or an instance of repeating or being repeated.
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( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:47, archived)

alcoholism.about.com/cs/preg/a/blacer040316.htm
www.marchofdimes.com/professionals/681_1170.asp
or just fucking Google it.
Which bit of pumping alcohol around a foetus strikes you as mostly harmless?
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)

Causing a child to suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome is really nothing short of child abuse and it lasts for life.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:45, archived)

that FAS is more damaging than neo-natal heroin withdrawal.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:47, archived)

poor coordination, short memories, smaller heads, smaller heads and short memories.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)

my mum drank when she was pregnant and im abolutely ornate pasty whitebread fish.
so there.
( , Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:48, archived)