Super Weird Dream Time!
My most recent super weird dream thing was very strange...

It came in two parts.

For the first part there were these creatures which hatched from pink bubble things, about 5 of them. They had big spike things for legs and about 4 of them and loads of teeth. They all went to secret areas and we had to go in at times and kill them. Some of us got killed, others didn't. I survived that one. There surprisingly wasn't too much blood. I had a slight injury. Note: We all had weapons.

The next part I remember more about. I was the same place again, a green hill and a big pink blob dropped down. I saw it grow a bit and warned everyone that it was a big bug coming to destroy us all, so we all killed it. We were all celebrating about killing the bug before it had a chance to hatch when about 10 space ships came and loads of other kids appeared and some teachers who were guarding them and stuff. All of the other kids were hurt and stuff and kinda bloody. Then one teacher came over to us and said "There are too much of you, what happened to the bug" We said we destroyed it before it killed anyone and were very happy about that. but the teacher looked angry and said "that won't do, go into pairs" So we all went into pairs, I ended up with a friend called Lauren some how and then one pair of people were pulled into one of the arenas (which are kinda jungle like woody areas near the big space of open land which is the hill) Then the teacher said we would have to go in the place and kill each other, I didn't know the other people there I think but we couldn't attack the teachers, Lauren looked kinda happy about killing the other people but I was slightly worried. I think about the fact that they had a chance to hide already and maybe a bit about having to kill them as well.

Well then I woke up.

Edit: A bit about the weapons, We all had guns, sorta like ordinary Rifles, you know like the Army have? Except they had two choices of firing, bullets and sorta a plasma setting which fired plasma balls, yellow or green plasma. Some had knives as well, I don't know how, they were just little knives, not too large but very sharp and could cut through skin and clothing with ease, even the vests. We wore black bullet proof vests on the outside, but bullets could kill through the neck or shoulder some how, we all wore basically the same thing with same shoes, black all of it, greyish trousers and blackish shirt things, it was quite warm there. Nice sun and greenery a plenty. Blue sky with a few clouds. The teachers looked slightly like ordinary female and male teachers from schools. In ordinary teacher stuff, I think they all carried handguns though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:50, archived)

I have a special skill of interpreting dreams
It means you're gay.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

don't you mean
your all gay
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

that too.

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

Cool
God I love dreams.

The other night I had one that I was involved in a large-scale musical production. I managed to seize artistic control by sleeping with the old and easily manipulated director/producer. I changed loads of stuff and made it really really good, but the cast hated me because of my evil rise to power. I ended up in a room with them trying to get them to admit that having a strong leader had improved the show no end, but they just threw me out and changed it back again, the fools.

Last night I had one in which I was really being very good in not shagging someone - was so annoyed to find it was only a dream - what a wasted opportunity!

/edit - yes, I know, gay
( valley, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:55, archived)

Ooooh.
Much saner than most of my dreams.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

My dreams
tend to make a surprising amount of sense, even ones that seem to go on for ever.
( valley, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

no, actually
This dream means you want to sleep with your mother
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

Could someone read that to me....

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

You type your dream.
Or I'll start with my strangest dream ever.

Edit: I'll tell my strangest dream ever then.

For this one you have to know characters in Dragonball Z.

This one didn't involve any deaths what so ever.

It started out shopping in some fashionable yet small (like a charity shop sized) shop. For some reason I was with the Olsen Twins and they were looking at all this pink stuff and I was looking at sports gear. I chose a nice sports crop top and some trousers with a stripe down the side and they didn't choose anything but they bought my stuff. Well their dad bought the stuff. Then we went outside the shop and Piccolo was running outside without his trousers on, he had his shirt on but no trousers and was chasing after a dog that had them. He tried blasting the dog but missed and just singed a couple of hairs on the dog's head. The Dog had stolen it from the laudrette on the left of the bulding. The Olsen Twins saw Piccolo had nothing on his bottom half (he didn't have anything there, like a ken doll) and offered to choose him something to wear, so they bought him a pink mini skirt, he didn't like it too much but they didn't care and then Goku invited us next door into an indian resturant that looked like a western bar in the inside, all smokey and stuff and served chinese food.

Well I sat at one end of the table and ate loads of lemon chicken and egg fried rice, Vegeta ate loads of vegetables and growled at anyone trying to steal his food, Goku was eating everything, even the table, there was Teen Gohan sitting there eating rice, Mirai Trunks was there just sitting and looking nice, Yamcha was there doing something, Tien and Chaousu were there as well, not sure what they were doing, There was the Olsen twins with chopsticks in their hands, just chatting like crazy, a random business man in a kilt just reading a newspaper and the Olsen's twins' dad pulling his hair out and working on accounts. There were no female members of DBZ at the table. Or Kais. It was very weird. I remember Goku lifting part of the table up and biting it and leaving a big bite mark.

Note: It was cold and raining outside, not raining too much though, and quite dark, about 6pm in the winter.

Inside the resturant it was like any old western bar, hot (but not stuffy), smoke and bright
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

how strange
My dreams are never interesting
In the last one my friend was trying out for a lapdancing job while I was doing an exam
and afterwards she kept phoneing me even though I was still in te exam and could not answer or get up to switch it off
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

Has that ever happened?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

I always switch my phone off before going into exams
as I fear it happening
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

Sorry,
I couldn't read past 'the olsen twins'

mmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmm
( newg rum n coke, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

The sad thing is..
I don't like the Olsen Twins, they annoy me. I only liked the first movie thing. With them seperated and playing tricks on the bitchy lady.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

I wondered where this thread was.
I can only remember one dream in the last year. Me and a guy I work with ran a half marathon. Now that's only weird to people that know the two of us.

Last really weird dream I remember. I was working in a pub and several triads came in to steal the cigarette machine. I tried to stop them and they show me in the head. Not very interesting except for the fact that I woke up as I was being shot and felt like there really was blood gushing out of my head.
( nick the greek, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

ooh ooh I know this one
It means you're dying
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

curse you all...
and your interesting dreams too
(space butler has himself on ignore, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

I'll tell another dream.
When I was 6 I was a really big power rangers fan.

I don't remember the first bit, it was kinda weird with some giant monsters coming up from somewhere and attacking the city, I don't remember where they came from. The power rangers appeared from somewhere and managed to stop one monster. They couldn't use the zoids for some reason though. Well then all the power rangers got destroyed and most of the city was either running away or dead. There was me and 5 friends all under neath some concrete structure hiding, we were some of the only ones surviving. I think we managed to stop two of them some how, not sure, since it was a dream when I was 6 and I can't remember if I used laser eye beams or something to blast one of the monsters. It was my first ever very weird dream. Well in the end we were hiding some where else and there were only 3 of us left. I think the other two got squished by a monster when they needed the loo or went and ran out 'cuz they were scared.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:02, archived)

hmm, yes
This means:
There will be 7 years of plenty followed by 7 years of famine.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

Or there will be a plague
I forget which
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

I once dreamt
that I had three children who I kept in a cage* and I had just given birth to another. I then had to find a step-ladder.

I couldn't find it in the house so I went to an old ruined castle where there was a group of actors putting on a play. I pushed my way (with the baby wrapped up in blankets) to the front of the crowd, climbed up onto the stage/ruins to look for the step-ladder.

I couldn't find it, so I went out into the countryside and walked around. I walked past a show-jumping event, where my daughter (the baby, but now about seven years old) was jumping. One of the other competitors had a silly poncey name (I can't remember what it was now) and, walking along, I had a conversation about how it was cruel to give children silly names with my daughter (now in her twenties). I was pushing a buggy. At the start of the walk it contained the baby (a toddler at this point) but by the time we'd past the field where the show-jumping was it contained my grandchild, my daughter's baby.

I didn't age at all through the dream, although I was older than I am now.
And I woke up before I could find the step-ladder.

*they were very small for their age and if I'd let them out they would have burrowed under the floorboards.
( Comma, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

this means:
Your days as King are numbered. You will go mad and live on grass and excrement like a wild animal for 7 years.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

Erm...
Here's a ladder

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( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

sadly I never remember dreams
I doubt that I even have them
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

you do
you just need a little practice/training in remembering dreams

search google for lucid dreaming if you want to learn how to remember at least 3 dreams a night.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

There's an interesting thought
that if you remember dreams, then you're mind is actively worrying about something, what it may be doesn't matter, so not remembering dreams could be taken as a sign of a spotless mind.
(generalname, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

My favourite dream was
there was this giant canyon in the mountains. It was surrounded by ice-covered mountains on all sides. The rest of the road was in a tunnel,a dn it was four lanes. When it got to the canyon, it had to be only one lane, with cars continually dodging (or crashing into) each other.

A giant lynx with arms with HUGE metal claws on, like Wolverine, lived above the canyon. It jumped down into it, tore open cars, ate the people inside, then jumped back up to the top.

Then there was something about my friend Malcolm trapped in an abandoned railway station in the desert, and i had to rescue hoim from a mad dog.

Then it all went non-remembery.
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)