i would rape them
no-one believes a mong
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

you'd rape anyone

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)

*belms*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

HELMET
your post made me think of the word HELMET

We used to call other kids a "Helm" at my school if we didnt like them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

my boss is called Helmut

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

The Chief Exec. at my work is called Crispin.
I like to think that if he would talk to such a peasant as me, he would let me call him Crispy.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

i have a friend called crispy
well, it's Chris P. but you know.
( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

ha ha
i used to se Christopher Peacock shopping with his mum in Andover Tescos
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)

call him this anyway
pretend you think that's his name.

my Dad was called Myrtle by someone he worked beside for the whole 4 years. His name's Murdo.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)

What an unusual name.
I also used to have a friend who's Dad was called Mungo.

It always made think of Um Bongo.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)

it's fairly common in the Hebrides
there were 4 of them in his office. so they had nicknames.

His boss was known as Murdo Apple.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

Makes me think of Blazin' Saddles.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

Murchadh?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)

nope
he's just Murdo.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)

People have enough trouble
with the Anglicised version of my name, so it's probably for the best.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:36, archived)

So... I am a person at your school who you smally don't like.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm a mong
please Gaz me for my home address.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)

oh yes
I'd be interested in this too
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)

You're going to spitroast Goatworrier with Claire?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I was thinking more the other way around...
but whatever, I'm game for a laugh
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)

Me too
bandwagon
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)

I think I love you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)