I want tomorrow mornings fry up now.
/save me
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

GO FOR IT.

( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

cure the bacon between your buttocks overnight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

Cure it? It'll kill it!

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Then have it now
and quit whining
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

Stick it up your cunt.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

No
It would impair the flavor
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

Good point.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

Nice candle
Happy Bidet!!!
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

cheers

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Hang on, I'll come take it off your hands for you
no need to thank me.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

are you drunk?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

ish

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

then don't
neither the hospital or the fire brigade would thank you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

I don't like your new name.
It's nearly there, but not quite.

Wait, I've got it. Serge Rhollerfunck. I think that's better. And do one of those o's with two dots over it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

It's temp.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

No commitment.
That's your problem.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

I want a hug

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

Everyone needs a hug, god dammit!
*hugs*
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

*huggles long time*

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

i want a tug
boat
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

I want a dug moat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

i want a thug goat

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

I want a rug stoat

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

i want a bug float

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

*offers a hug*
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

here you go
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*hugs*

( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*covers arms with marshmallows*
*warms hands on radiator*
*stretches wide*
*armvelopes*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*hugs*
*hugs again*
*tertiary hugs for good measure*
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

HEAR ME, B3TANS!
Make this:
Posh Beans on Toast: Toast, baked beans, chopped coriander, crushed chillis, honey.

Put the last three into the beans, heat. Put on toast. Eat.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

or just put some tobasco in the beans
and if you put in too much, soften with brown sugar.
What kind of cunt keeps coriander in their fridge anyway?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

what's wrong with the simplicity
of cheddar cheese and beans
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

there isnt a shop within 1000 miles of me
that sells cheddar
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

make your own

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

try this
www.cheesebay.com

this is better
www.cheesebay.se/Minaintressen.htm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

Me.
Coriander is great. Don't hate me because I'm ace.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

Good lord!
You went for the name change then.

I thought you were just talking shite for a laff.*

* i.e. in normal mode for everyone here almost all the time
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

It's a b3taday thing.
I'll proably change it back tomorrow
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

fair enough
anyway, bedtime for me. gnight.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

Should I go to sleep today or tomorrow?
If I go to sleep after midnight, I always wake up at 11am
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

The way I see it,
it's not tomorrow untill you wake up.
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

But if I go to sleep before midnight, I wake up at 9am

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

That's why I've invented the ChronoPan.
Fry it up in the future, then set the ChronoPan to 12th Jan 2007, 23:17.

BAM! Instant fry-up.
Warning: do not confuse with the ChronoBedPan.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)