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sex.
vigorous, noisy sex.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)
*raises eyebrow*
I would have to say I don't get enough of that to count as the daily excercise reccomendation per week.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)
I wonder how many calories a wank burns off?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
http://uk.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/108_love_answers.html
A 130-pound man will burn about seven calories for every five minutes of vigorous sex. Keeping in mind that vigorous sex uses a lot more muscles than going solo does, don't expect to see people passing up on the gym in favor of porn and some good lube anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
Speak for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)
That's an amazing amount of maths and stuff
devoted to wanking. I applaud that there Malchick for his dedication to knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)
*points down the board*
BM's birthday. Don't know. But I am off to the pub on the 3rd of Feb for the rugby. I'm London based, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)
I'm in South London.
Rugby isn't really my thing, to be honest. I am looking forward to the sunny shores of Pompey though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)
I couldn't give two tugs on a dead dog's cock about the rugby.
I'm going to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)
hehe.
i might see if we can make it - i will be popping along with Damion, if at all.

edi: urg - is that the time? night night, lovely b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)
That, or Wii Sports.

(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
My Wii age is 50 :(

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)
My wii age is 37 :)

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)
Pfft. mine was 64!
/unfit fuck
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
This makes me wonder what it means

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)
so...
one arm is stronger than the other than?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)
No
I balance it out by playing Wii Tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)
...
playing Wii Tennis using my other arm too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)
Variety is always good.
I can even paint my nails and pretend it's someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)