Errr.....
3 Jaffacakes & a Pint of warm tea...


/feeling generous
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)

ahhhhh tea.....
nearly beer time though ....

tea or beer .... ah the terrible indecision
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)

Tea tonight for me, Dear.
My liver is in a jar on the desk, and until I can persuade it to go back, I'm avoiding the stuff. Well, maybe just until tomorrow.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)

I regard the liver as a muscle
and as such, it benefits from regular exercise

*checks yellow colour in mirror, and wonders how anyone ever let me work in biotech*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)

But at least you get free and easy
access to mind altering drugs.

I have to resort to a combination of bleach, paprika and childrens tears.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)

It's true
Do you know how much 100% pure cocaine costs from Sigma-Aldrich (chemical company)? 200 notes a gram! robbery!! how can I afford that?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)

Are you sure that's
a company and not a small Planet, inhabited by robbing bastards?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)

They do next day delivery
and often give away mugs. And they once sent me a perfume catalogue, so I'm able to order perfumes by chemical formula.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)

and they say romance is dead....

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)

Well, I'm dating a robot*
so it works out quite well.



*Wank-O-Tron 6000
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

Arf!
My last girlfriend was a robot. Oh no, hang on she was a cunt. I'm always getting the two confused...

It can be a bit embarassing at times, though. I was asked to leave a recording of 'Robot Wars' after 5 minutes.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

pffffffttt!
Bring out the house cunts!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

/Jonathan Pearce trundles on
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:22, archived)

Aggggghhhh
*picks up spade and runs at Pearce*

SPAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGG

That'll sort it
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

I get lots of stuff from Sigma Aldrich
They have the best free gifts.
*Waves free clock and glowy mouse*

/Also in Biotech
( Hankster, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)

Bunch of Flukas
/unfunny science joke
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha ha
I don't get it...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)

See this
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Yes I see it
It's purdy
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:24, archived)

Now see this
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)

Hurrah! I get it now!
So why aren't I laughing?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)

I don't know.
Maybe you're some kind of freak, like Nosemonkey?
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

TAKE THAT BACK!
There's a line that you just don't cross!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:32, archived)

Back
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

ARGH!
RECURSIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVEIVIVEIVEIVEIVIEIVIEIVEIVIEIVIEIVIVEI!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:35, archived)

Yes.
You're my bitch now.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

*Weeps*
*Lubes up*
*Weeps some more*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:37, archived)

Because your gay




/doesn't get it
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)

What about my gay?

Standard B3TA Response 8713
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

Genius is never appreciated in it's own lifetime
especially when it enters the wrong links
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:33, archived)

*points*
Look over there - What is it!?


*SPANGS*

Don't do it again!!!
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

*bu-doi-oi-oin*
/shakes head out of frying pan shape
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:36, archived)

*Belm*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)

badum-tish
3 out of ten, and that's only cos I'm feeling generous

Fluka are the Netto of the chemical supply world anyway ....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:19, archived)

They're part of the Sigma-Aldritch family
but, presumably the ones that married badly, and produced a filthy little little of charvs who never get invited to weddings.
( Geordie Al, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:25, archived)

theres
a big fuck off scary bayer place near me, and if you cross their permieter, you hear VOICES telling you to step away from the building
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:20, archived)

ahhh
there used to be an uber-chav lowered beemer up near where I lived in North London ... if you walked within a couple of feet of it, it would say "STEP BACK OR ALARM WILL SOUND" ...

now after 8 pints, that's just a challenge, surely? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)

Heh heh heh
reminds me of Gareth in The Office.

STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:27, archived)

You don't have the commitment to be an alcoholic
you give up too easily
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)