I need an incentive
Because, being female, if I see something I like, I need it.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)

A good incentive is
that if you spend all your money you will have none left and won't be able to buy food and will die.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)

This.
When you get your loan, buy as many tinned goods, pasta, rice and frozen stuff you can carry.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)

Buy loads of kebabs and keep them under the bed.

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)

My housemate's a thief and we can't afford to live elsewhere
Though we might keep tins under the bed.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)

Should have moved in with those two mages.

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)

Why are you moving in with a thief?
And if you go vegan, no-one will eat your food.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)

And I cannot stress the importance of a decent condiment collection enough.

( Malaka omdz, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)

Then you will be hungry after you've spent your money

( in vino veritas, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)

Don't look at stuff.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)

I have this on a little card in my wallet.

(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)

Blind yourself
Then you will get extra disability benefits
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)

Not all females are morons.
This may be a tricky concept to get your head around if you are a female.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)

Are you calling us thick?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)

No. She's calling you thick. I'm calling her thick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)

What a relief.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)

I'm not thick
Just slightly materialistic. Considering I lived in poverty for ages, earning the money to be able to live OK has been an indulgence that I'm reluctant to stop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)

The phrase "Because, being female, if I see something I like, I need it." is not 'slightly materialistic', it is 'thick'.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)

It's a common female trait
Shopping compulsion.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)

jjust put money aside each week
then when you see something, you can actually afford it
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)

female?
how exactly are you going to go about pissing up a wall? most unlady-like!
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)

Pissflaps.
Those little paper funnels so girls can pretend they have a knob,
and piss standing up.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)