Good ning folk
I have been to my mates house this evo to drop off a card I was there a total of 20 minutes and that short time has turned me into smoking Nazi, I walked back through my door and I smelled so terrible that mr sp@m thought I had failed and had a ciggy. It is not so, I am amazed at how much it stinks and clings to clothes. Anyway thats 3 weeks of no ciggies now HURRAH!

Also until my situation changes I shall be joiing in b3ta by means of this one thread per day.

In other Sp@m news we've had the doctor out to little sp@m tonight and he says that we should just keep giving fluids and paracetamol, if there is no improvement by tomorrow then I should take him down to the surgery and they will re-assess him as he should really be getting a bit better by now :(
( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

what that lad needs is a cigarette
( vladimir, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)

He's only little.
So I'd say a cigar.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

Do ever get confused and call your child Spam?
I'd love that.
( Lollylegs lite, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

hahahahaha no
but I get called Spam in real life by my old work mates.
( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

were you canned?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

no

( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

do you like the collected works of ray stevens?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

What ever I say brayndedd will comment involving shit

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

brayndedd will comment involving is
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

LOL
You're just like a mark speight joke.

even at it's best it's shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

no u

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

luv u

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

ew

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Whatever I shit BraynDedd will shit involving shit, you mean.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

Silly MOT.
Brayndedd is NOT Todd.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

he's almost as sexy though

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

He's almost as shit, you mean.
/yes, I know
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

You're awesome!

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

You're shit, you mean.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Brayndedd is awesome

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Shit is awesome, you mean.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Shit is shit, you mean.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Shit is awesome you mean?
/Todd

Edit: Oh for fucks sake...
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

Oh for Shits Shit
you mean
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

King Baby Shit you mean

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Leave BraynDedd alone, BraynD... oh.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

It's a new meme I'm trying to start.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

It's a new meme I'm trying to shit, you mean.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

NOT ON ME, DINGUS.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

SHIT ON ME, DINGUS. you mean.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

ERM EXCUSE ME EVERYONE
THIS IS MY THREAD
NO TALKING ABOUT SHIT PLEASE!
( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, you mean.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

hope your sprog gets better
I just had an indian. £9 for a meal with all the trimmings. BARGIN.
( MrA, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

A very nice pub near where I work had a steak night tonight
Steak for 3.99
(anomalous anonymous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

BARGIN!

( MrA, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

I KNOW!

(anomalous anonymous, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

pro evo card dropping off!
champion!
( spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

*jumps up and down rocky style*

( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

we need a montage!

( spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

WHOOP WHOOP
www.b3ta.com/board/8285234
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

That was confusing

(__, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

Poor little Sp@m.
Go on, have a fag.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

sometimes kids die but with a will and a womb, you can always make more

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

*scowls*
harsh
( Mrs.Sp@m, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

it was rather. sorry
*genuflects*
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

yeah houses where people smoke are minging.
it's worse when people smoke in the car. enclosed space. can they not even go without for half an hour?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

Why should they?
This used to be a free country before you goddamned Health-Nazis took over.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)