I has just eated some vere maxium nice lamb, tastiest of all the vere cute animals.
What other cute animals are tasty?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Pigs aren't so cute,
but they are a yummy. That's what we had today anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Rabbits

( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

YES
and duck.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

And pigeons (wild countryside pigeons- not flying urban rats.)
/Depends on whether you find pigeons cute or not.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

we had wood pigeon a while back,
that was awesome on a stick.

Also venison sausages last week. Best. Sausages. Ever.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

ever tried kangaroo?
im quite fond of kangaroo burgers
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

yeah
I had that at Glastonbury last year. Was quite nice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Something like wood pigeon
Really makes it hit home just how bland and tasteless most food is.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

We usually go to the farmers' market on a Saturday
to get our Sunday dinner. It's so much nicer than supermarket stuff. It's almost as if they manage to dilute it somehow, like by putting a bicycle pump in the animal's mouth and blowing them up bigger. Today's pork was quite good though, although it was the relatively expensive stuff that happened to be on special offer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

"Dilute" is probably the correct description
I know that a lot of meat used to contain large quantities of water to maximise the weight. I'm not sure if that's still legal. Probably also the fact that a lot of it is intensively raised in the cheapest way possible.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Lots of meat still does. Experiments with Value bacon in times of skintness have conclusively proved this.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

I've done that
"Oh, I think I'll buy this bacon, there's so much more of it for the same price."

*Grills*

"Fuck. Where did it go?"
( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

octopus

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Oooh I like octupus.
But only the legs.
Cooked octupus body had a few too many tubes and valves for my liking.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

hehe tubes FTW.
tell you what else is nice, the way cartilage comes out in Thai restaurants. I don't know how they do it. It's just so crunchy.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

your fishmonger can clean them up and just give
you the edible bits
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

The word 'fishmonger'..
...makes me think of sharks going to a special needs school.

*giggles to self*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

hahahahaha

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

hehe
yeah i felt weird typing it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

Legs are chewy deliciousness.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Rabbits. Fucking delicious.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Dux

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

eggs

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Eggs are pretty cute

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

Rabbits
Deer. Baby cows.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

Oh God, veal yes.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Horse

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

My housemates eat a lot of horse but I'm really not keen.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

here comes predictable
eat inject
( spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

I would have thought shag,
would work better.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)

No my voice feels fine.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

kitten

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

Your mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

the mumfish went to peru and had guinea pig
the tradition is to serve the guinea pig whole, so that you can see it is a guinea pig. apparently they do that so you can tell it's not cat
( spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

The chinese takeaway at the bottom of our street was using cat in their curries.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

'kin hell!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

Oh yes.
Cat must taste like chicken.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

What does chicken taste like though?
If you had to describe it to someone who didn't eat poultry.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

I've no idea, most things would relate to texture and the marinade.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)

i thought i was about to read a surrealist tale
but yes i've heard the same thing
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)